llama & bunny

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

“Maybe in another life” but I wanted it to be this one

whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

also bonus points if you add a little "I love this!" comment in the tags. it's encouraging to artists and tells them that their work is appreciated. it doesn't have to be complicated. it can even be a key smash. artists like creating more when they feel like they're supported for doing it.

gobsmacked that anyone can run a blog where they do anything daily. i blink my eyes and four days have passed. i walk from one room to another and find myself in a different season. i take one step on pristine wooden floorboards and the next on rotting planks sunken into the dirt and foliage. and youre telling me these people can draw batman every single day??

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

I gasped so loudly