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12-2am lasts 15 minutes if you aren't careful

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

full service sex workers are my sisters, my siblings, I love you so much and wish you comfort and safety and happiness 💜

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

He's a knight. Of course he has a praise kink and low self-esteem.

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[yet to even pack the bowl] do you think it'll last

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

it’s impossible to tell if the Saw franchise is good or bad

true Saw has never been attempted

while I am talking to you about something gay and stupid a mosquito lands on my arm and sucks all my blood out in an instant, swelling to the size of a person as my remains flutter cartoonishly down to the ground, and it continues the conversation where I left off in a high pitched approximation of my voice

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions