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I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

It’s always “there is still time” and never “the longer you wait, the closer you get to suffocating” or “I know it’s scary, that’s part of it”

They missed. 😔

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

the x files creating so many timeless romantic tropes such as ‘examining each other for parasitic ice worms’ and ‘fungus hallucinations’ and ‘shooting him’ and ‘ditching her to find ufos in Antarctica’ and ‘nearly driven to murder-suicide by Christmas ghosts’ etc. etc.