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penandinkprincess

sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "mmmhmmm okay yeah i see we both interpreted that differently based on what the show gave us, but i see how you arrived at your ideas even if they're different from mine," and then sometimes you see Takes™ that make you go "brother what show did you even fucking watch"

oochilka

Vanity

#the terror

repmet

Grace, Rocky save stars.

Project Hail Mary - Deleted Scene

#project hail mary

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

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boybeetles

Hahah every trans person loves [product]. Trans culture is [music by cis people]. I mean [cis person] is soooo trans-coded. To be trans is to like [video game]. Queer culture is pretty much just [product]. Spend money spend money spend money consumerism labubu . Stuff animal . Video game . Generic Pop Star . Celebrity .

shitpostingkats

Everyone else when they’re undercover during a con: *just standing around* *miming the actions of the job they’re supposed to be doing* “What supervisor, there’s a very valid reason I’m not doing my job, I, uh……”

Eliot freaking Spencer: Guys stop the crime for a minute I have to go deliver these pizzas. I have to plate 300 hors-d'œuvres by 7:00. Get out of my way I have to go build a house with my bare hands.

#leverage

gloamses

oh yeah? well [puffs out my feathers to make myself look huge and scary]

trippingontheescalator

You know what. I need to defend Kirk. How the hell did he get saddled with the "womanizer" label when McCoy and Chekov were running around as horny as can be I'll never know.

This is the expression that McCoy makes at the prospect of strippers:

He spends the entire episode of "Shore Leave" trying to get in this patient's pants

And then at the end, he ditches her for more strippers

Meanwhile, Kirk is spending the entire episode either chastising a pretty yeoman for giving him a back massage because only Mr. Spock is allowed to touch him there or staring misty-eyed into the distance at some long-lost woman while faintly whispering, "Ruth.... Ruth!" to himself.

I am 100% convinced Chekov had a threesome with these robot chicks

And he spends "The Apple" trying to invent original sin with this chick

Kirk, admittedly, will flirt with women, even have sex with them! all in service of protecting the Enterprise, and while I'm sure he's not broken up about it he's not actually pursuing these women because he genuinely wants to be with them. He wants something from them. That's a difference. Kirk doesn't pursue people casually; when we see him develop an attraction to someone it is always someone who is very intelligent and it is a meeting of the minds: Edith Keeler, Areel Shaw, Carol Marcus... Spock.

#star trek

daughter-of-sapph0

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

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i think if I get zoomies at work I should be allowed to go outside and walk it off instead of sitting here staring outside longingly

#why yes I did enter the walking to clear head phase #while the heatwaves make the air straight up painful #it's ok just now... but hrgh #i'm just bouncing my leg and trying not to snack

kykiteliya

Some ink. Sketchbook version bellow

#the terror

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asparklethatisblue

Our Ancestors.

I can't help but wonder about those homo sapiens and neanderthal hybrid children, and how they must have been raised and loved and been part of their community

asparklethatisblue

you can get this as a print now

stillfuckingtired

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

#what a migraine feels like to me

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