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Welcome to my commission list~
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luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually
like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.
Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"
90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."
gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
not to "trying to be chill but can't help noticing how misogyny bleeds through the cracks etc etc" but once you realize that almost none of the cute disney comic relief sidekicks are women you can't unsee it. like that thing only exists to do some slapstick and look cute for plushies. why can't it be a woman. why are ALL of them he/him. it's driving me fucking insane
I would like to formally apologize to everyone. I had no idea what consequences my actions would create but I should have been more careful anyway. I should have remembered this is a Genie Website and I should have clarified that when I want more female nonhuman comedic relief characters, I did not mean I wanted Olaf the Snowman to have an intensely heterosexual love interest in Frozen 3. I will do my best to go through each post with a team of lawyers going forwards to ensure this never happens again.
#I think the fact that all female nonhuman comic relief sidekicks are sequel-introduced love interests just proves your point tbh @aro-narcissus
Bin in meiner Disney villain era und bereit, Friedrich Merz in ein Lama zu verwandeln, damit er Demut und Respekt vor seinem Volk lernt

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it's still not raining and I'm trying to figure out if i'm depressed, tired, or just unwell 🥲 and if i have the emotional bandwidth to even watch a movie. if it was raining at least...
the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries
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thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this
saw a folding step stool at Lidl and thought "heh! could use that!" but then I stared at it some more and realised it's not actually tall enough for me to easily reach the highest shelves and I might as well just keep climbing the counters 🌚
it's not as bad as the dorm room in Germany when even the counters were kinda annoyingly tall but still

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i recommend watching/reading Dungeon Meshi for fixing a bad relationship with food, and Witch Hat Atelier for having a creative passion/craft/profession.
art struggles: gazing too long at the art of someone you really admire, getting a new tool, and then proceeding to draw something unfamiliar while extremely tense about making best use of the tool
beh. anyway I have never been able to draw finer lines with a dip pen so yay
Okay, real talk now. People love to tag male characters in posts about women, but this post is gonna take this seriously. Is there actually a canonically male character you believe is a trans woman? Or at least has made into a trans woman for a fanart or a fanfic? Excluding the ones canonically implied.
Sound off in the tags! Link to the fanart or fic if available. Do it. Give me the girls. Make more women.
Coco made Agott a Scalewolf plushie and that thing will never leave her side
Hodgeposting x

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Scandinavians when outdoor string lights were invented
Scandinavian trees from October to March:
Before this we would mostly just set things on fire to keep our spirits up
Scandinavians before outdoor string lights were invented:
"i don't know what to do today and there are no pressing tasks either" feels very similar to depression and I keep having to remind myself that it's fine it really is