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justarandombrit → stomachforcrows

I've been on Tumblr for a couple weeks now, and I thought I should probably do an introduction post, so here you go!

Hello! I don't really have an online name, so just go with whatever, I suppose. I'm British (fuck the Tories, Larry for PM!) (also. THIS IS A COUNT BINFACE APPRECIATION BLOG). I use they/them and he/him, and I'm a minor. I generally just say I'm aromantic, and if I think about my gender too hard my brain starts hurting.

(Fandom list to be updated - current obsessions have recently been The Magnus Archives and Discworld, though) (And The Mechanisms. Dear god, they've overtaken my brain)

Art tag: oops i have an art tag now

I have a YouTube channel where I post low quality animatics + other stuff sometimes ↓

(Formerly justarandombrit) @/stomachforcrows on Tumblr

stomachforcrows on Ao3

My opinion on pretty much every discourse (especially especially shipping discourse - ship and let ship) is pictured below ↓

I think that's about it? Have a nice day / night / afternoon tea and I'd appreciate you checking out this blog!

(I can't believe I've been on this site for a year already) (two now!) (three...)

Semi-complete fandom list under the cut ↓

#oops i have an art tag now

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lovely-v

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

lovely-v

10-4ward

This is the polar opposite of this:

froginakettle

myonlypen

masterrainbowcat

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

kiksniko

what do you mean? this is a totally normal amount of blood to lose from a flesh wound.

#tma spoilers #the jon melanie dynamic is one of my favourites tbh. very underrated too

protocolmemaybe

#tmagp spoilers

maja-paja

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paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

spinalfluidexplosiongirl

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

real-language-facts

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

spiribia

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

spiribia

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

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aheathenconceivably

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

wizardshark

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

blappature-executive

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lotsalight

just a girl and her two VERY normal computers :)))

afcroyjamie

happy pride month + afc richmond

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callmearcturus

circling back to that post from earlier, i DO want Ted and Trent to have a "WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING" vibe

there are sports RPF people out there who WOULD watch all these press conferences and pick up on the chemistry going on there, especially if Trent is a known hardass bitch who's vibe is Accentuate The Negative for much of his career. there would be so many jokes about american male repression and bluesky posts about

TRENT CRIMM: /personally takes a flamethrower to coach lasso's car COACH LASSO: aw heckity doo, i still got two legs, i can amble on home!

but by the time it's Ted's second season at AFC Richmond, ppl would be like "sky isn't carrying the pressers anymore but you can stream them here [link] and TRENT CRIMM IS STILL COVERING THEM AFTER RELEGATION. " and the top reply is "WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING"

Trent is not remotely famous enough to be written about like a celebrity but, like, the AFC Greyhounds subreddit would find like ONE PICTURE of Trent at dinner with another man and the top twenty comments are all "oh no did he dump lasso" and "lasso already got relegated and his star striker killed a dog now THIS? has the man not suffered enough" and "the other man has a mustache" "WHICH COULD MEAN NOTHING" etc

someone posts a pic of the press room during relegation time when there's notably a lot more empty chairs and is like "i want a love like theirs (by which I mean a silver fox who shows up to tell me how bad i'm doing but still SHOWS UP)"

I forgot how much I loved Everybody's Talking About Jamie

#im rewatching the west end proshot #it's so good #the camp the comedy the tragedy the songs the accents!!#all these characters feel so real... although that may be helped in no small part by the accents because they all sound like people i know #anyway yeah go listen to he's my boy if you want to cry and work of art if you want a damn good villain song #its just a great show and i forgot how much i love It #everybody's talking about jamie

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