Female mad scientist named George Laser

I was reading HtN while visiting a friend and their bones obsessed toddler was very interested in the skulls at the start of each chapter. We sat on the floor and flipped through all of Act 1 and Act 2 so she could point at all the skulls and ask Very Important 3 year old questions like "what is he (the 2nd house skull) doing?" and "why is he (the 6th house skull) eating?" She explained to me that the big first house skull is the mama and the other skulls are the babies.

gideon kneeling before harrow, pledging fealty by allowing harrow to slip two fingers into her mouth and commanding gideon, her loyal knight, her obedient hound to bite until she draws blood and to taste what servitude to the reverend daughter means

You Have To Kiss Evil Woman. She Can't Spell Mwahahahaha Without Mwah. Do Your Part And Kiss Evil Woman Today.

the hill I die on re: griddlehark characterization is that gideon is canonically tidy and harrow is not. Because gideon needs some small sense of agency over her own life. similar to how she's always working out because she needs control of something about her own body. Harrow isn't as careful with things that belong to her

don't get me wrong harrow is living by a set of strict rules that keep her functional but those rules are not legible to anyone else and they don't involve taking care of her body or doing her laundry

Laughing at how the circumstances leading to Gideon Nav’s birth involved six people evenly distributed between two different threesomes, and Gideon’s biological parents weren’t even in the same threesome

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

it only happens with the simpsons

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

Dragon's right, if you remove all the Simpsons characters from Death Note it hardly changes anything

you get a minor drop in quality if you remove the Simpsons characters from Stargate

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

foot to head ratio off the charts