Female mad scientist named George Laser

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

"c'mon dude, it's fine. it clearly says 'NOT meltingskull'"

Official auspicious sign

Big Fan of Melting Skull

I’m having an in of body experience right now

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

If any competition needed to be on Tumblr, it's this one.

Hey, is Glückwunsch German for congratulations? It's funny

Yeah, glück is luck and wunsch is wish, shoutout to german compound words

Germans really be like glückwunsch

it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck

you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo