Female mad scientist named George Laser

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

coworker: it's good to see that centrifuge getting some use; most people don't like it because it's so sensitive me: *has been devising nobel prize-worthy balance configurations for every single load* haha yeah i guess i've just been lucky with it so far :)

the feelings i'm experiencing about this are akin to when a pet comes up to greet you and its owner is like "omg i never see them go up to strangers like that they're usually so shy"

developing a horse girl-like bond with the centrifuge

centrifuge: *shudders or makes noise* me: *patting its flank* shhhh... it's okay, girl...

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

Hazel was FUCKING DONE

“Gimme the water-! Damn it. Gimme the WATER-! Damn it. Maybe if I use the other paw? Damn it. You know what, little box, fuck you!”

They should invent a tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow that doesn’t creep in this petty pace from day to day

no that's a jpeg

ceci n'est pas OP

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

new thing with the kids is that they want me to play the thomas the tank engine theme on loop whenever they go to the bathroom and they get upset when I pause it

now im in a situation where every time they go potty they ask to see diesel and the thing is that if I show them diesel they will want to keep seeing pictures of him and will scream if I put my phone away so I have settled for telling them that I cant show them diesel because im too scared