Folks, Im Still In The Building

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

oh no, animal ears are feet

yeah. cat ears are feet!

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

Hopefully not as bad as we thought… hopefully.

OBJECTIVELY it’s not as bad as we thought, which is great! Huge win for not being polluted beyond reasonable belief. The real numbers ARE gonna be slightly worse than is optimal (which is to say: no microplastics at ALL)…. But we have to redo the research that got contaminated with stearate, with cleanroom gloves/conditions and new parameters on any math to rule out the stearate, to find out what the real numbes are.

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

love how english started as a rhotic language and half the native speakers said, "oh, Fuck That Noise"

What I DEEPLY LOVE about the Baltimore one is how mad HE IS to realize what his own accent did to it. XD He's SO MAD. XD XD

actually i think andy weir's boldest writing choice in project hail mary isn't the twist that "grace was a coward & had to be forced onto the mission" which then makes his decision to potentially die to save rocky & erid so beautiful. no, the BOLDEST choice is that what triggers grace's first memory of the petrova line & astrophage at the very beginning of the book (thus kicking off the entire plot) is seeing a line of his dick blood on the floor after yanking out a still-inflated catheter

Thats the context for this meme???

I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.

I'm dying

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

I am obligated to reblog this again, because it is now Superwholock, and therefore perfection.

people need to remember that every tumblr post in 2012 was like this

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

It's amazing just how few groceries $50 of groceries is

i mean i'm doing it right now because of poverty reasons. it's really not bad, especially if you enjoy routone. just your meals will go from tasty crunchwrap supremes to kinda bland but easy.

i live in the usa and i would kill for these prices. this person is in kansas or something