Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote
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Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

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why is he built like that
This is him after being locked up and unable to move for over half a year!! He's lost a ton of fat and muscle mass no wonder his ass is concave NOW ...but it wasn't meant to be this way......I swear he has cake and that shit JIGGLES...........
i remember making my vash cosplay and my mom saw a picture of him in his leatehr pants (that one when lost july happens) and she deadass went: but thats not a man, is it? no man has a juicy butt like that
found the death body
May i add this to your thesis
Not to mention
The ever-classic
oldie but goodie
might be in part because im not a native english speakers but a few of them i cannot tell what they were trying to say without forther context
Part two of one
ah. the backs

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Relevant XKCD: https://xkcd.com/2609/
theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh
reminds me of how artists flip the canvas to make sure their art looks good
Just flip the genders real quick and check if you accidentally made a cult
Hi everyone happy new year here’s my proof that I WILL be klancing in 2026 as usual<3
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WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT THESE GUYS
skunks!!
damn. i think something died in here
@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably
I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

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Cannot stand the trend of censoring any and all words that describe concepts that might make you go :( especially when the censoring is done in that quarter-assed way that's just 'did a lil scribble over a vowel so you know that I know this word describes a no-no."
I'm not even going to be vague about what sparked this. Do not fucking censor the word 'stole.' I'm at my fucking limit.
why is tumblr desktop back to logging me out multiple times a day (and not showing any signs of it except not loading)
and also showing some things in english and others in german
Oh god nearly killed myself with pizza
klance meetcute where keith is on a run and lance is selling food on the sidewalk and he offers keith a free one yelling “it’s not poisoned i promise!!” and keith replies with “i wouldn’t mind if you poisoned and kidnapped me anyway” like the genius he is
Keith was a very unparented kid he has zero concept of stranger danger and lance is just fucking stupid
That's rly cute tho I hate them I gen want them dead holy shit
I feel like Lance would try to cook with Hunk in regular canon VLD & Keith would refuse to try it out of pettiness (and prob just doesn’t try new foods as a whole since his autism gives him sensory issues) & Lance says the exact same thing & Keith replies the exact same way & Shiro’s just like “Keith wtf?!”
not to derail the food part of this conversation but when i saw "keith is on a run and lance is selling food" i didn't get further before remembering ahilarious thing that happened to my friend once and it would be a great meet cute
for context where i live is a xearly 100km run and we used to voluntere at one of the 'pit stops' (runners could refill water, grap protein bars, hot broth and stuff on the run). next to setup and clean up one of our jobs was to take note of the first 20 runners sart numbers they had on back and front.
(it was a control thing. if a runner was never under the top 20 but suddenly was in the top on the finish line that was suspicious)
at our posts the first runners usually came shortly after midnight with the main bulk comming in around one
anyway shortly before midnight a guy with full running gear and headlamp was running past us and it caught us off guard because that was usually early and in a moment of panic my friend shouted after him and it went pretty much like this her: wait! your number!
him, actually stopping and turning around: what?
her, scrambling for pen and paper: i need your number!
him, flustered: thank you, but i don't usually give my number to strangers.
Her: no i mean your start... number. (realizing he has no number on his shirt nor would an actual runner in the race stop for this) you are not from the 100km race are you.
him: ... no i just work late shift so i run late.

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