I'm Wrong When I'm Right

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

Dottore: What if I were a lizard? Would that be better? Pantalone: Really, Zandik. I hardly see a point to this line of questioning. Would you like me to say I'll build you an terrarium filled with tiny little insects for you to perform experiments on?

Dottore: Hm, acceptable. I'll hold you to it. Pantalone: You do say the strangest things sometimes. Hundreds of years later, Pantalone begins renovating his office to fit an elaborate reptile enclosure after taking a mysterious trip to Sumeru.