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"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

i'm sorry i didn't respond to your DM for 23 days. the number on the notification icon got really big and i began having irrational anxious thoughts such as "what if people are in there trying to contact me"

i just really don’t think food should be this expensive

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

This would fix everyone involved including the dog

(emerges 3 hours later covered in blood) i figured out what emotion i was feeling

tumbblr should add a function where during your birthday every single instance of your pfp should have a party hat on top of it

i bet being sanded down into nothingness would feel crazy good if you were a dead body

i love "coyote time" as a phrase. I wish it was time for coyotoes all of the time.