Markiplier Once Said

Hello 👋 everybody my name is [REDACTED] and welcome back to “Markiplier Once Said.” Do you want a laugh? A senior quote? Something to yell at Mr. Iplier if you meet him in person? Look no further than your neighbor’s dog’s godfather’s favorite tumblr blog!!

"Oh my GOD-- WHAT DO I DO?!?!?!--.....is what I'd ask myself... if I didn't have so much piss in my pants! Heh,,"

Simon's in Round 3 of Tumblr Sexyman. He is against Gomez Addams. He is losing by 2% with a vote count of close to 50k.

“I feared you guys might be stupid. I feared.”

“I didn’t even think about the people I was possessing! I’m an asshole!”

“There has always been a face in the worm.”

“Poke your head out and go ‘wooo’ if you’re a maniac.”

“Make them confused. It’s fun for the whole family.”

“It rain hot wives- AND husbands! Once you pray hard enough to sun god in sky!”

"What purpose does this serve? For the education and care of children?"

“How many times have I told the neighborhood kids not to play with lightning?”

“You’re going to get licked, but not in a good way.”

“Every very good boy feels much anger for kind, very funny children.”

“It is weird that I was just shouting at Springtrap about my breast, but I meant my… like, in old Shakespeare terms. You know. I- Kill me! In my breast!”