Pork sausage, maam?

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

Doctor says I got the depression from a lavender bush growing outside my house. Yep. The smell drifting in through open windows in the summer heat made me melancholy. [reacting to everyone's incredulousness and getting defensive and aggressive] I'm telling you that's what he fucking SAID. He said scents can bring about a mournfulness in the soul. No. He said there's nothing to be done about it now

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got