Pork sausage, maam?

he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

cannot relate to lovergirl aesthetics because genuinely liking someone turns me into jigsaw

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

brat tamers are funny wdym you’re turned on by getting ragebaited

brats you aren't safe either you get turned on by someone thinking you're annoying

shout out to the old guy who orders egg wraps from my job every day and came in on christmas with a $25 gift card for the two transfems on staff and no one else. the one true ally.

When you reblog from me, you are DIRECTLY harming a US veteran.

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top