Pork sausage, maam?

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

I saw a post on a terf blog before I blocked it from someone being like "Ummm is anybody else really concerned about the rise of antisocial kinks like pissing" and it made me laugh so hard I almost did a little antisocial kink myself

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

i am an asoiaf accelerationist fr. whoever nukes that shithole ill stand behind

aerys was innocent

my writing gland is purple and swollen