Sleepy Dog Disease

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

One of Pilsudski’s descendants, Wonder Dean, is running in the Kentucky Derby tomorrow! 🐎

Is that robot going to fuck my couch????

Not even the jobs of our elected leaders are safe from automation

I do enjoy porn comics where you have to just kind of infer the genital situation because the panels are laid out so that it's never immediately visible. All squinting at the page like: "Okay, at least one of them probably has a penis – that position wouldn't work without one, right?"

ovipositor erasure

amazing porn gif. unfortunately the caption u paired with it has made it entirely unsharable

little miss auditory processing issues would like to do a sound puzzle

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

no but im so tired of how self-deprecation is always more accepted than self-advocacy. if i say i can't drive because im autistic i get questioned on how exactly that works and given a million suggestions on how to do it anyway and i look like im trying to be special so it's easier to just say im a loser. yeah i don't drive because im kind of a loser lmao. oh well. and people say lmao back and we move on. at worst they say "oh im sure you'll figure it out haha." but no interrogation!! being a loser is more respectable than being disabled. being a loser is something that doesn't make other people feel uncomfortable about their own biases. so no, no im not disabled. i don't struggle to keep friends and do the laundry and make quick trivial decisions and clean my room and brush my teeth because im autistic. it's because im a loser. it's my fault. it is what it is. at least im funny now. do you think im funny? please think im funny

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?