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I like when the reviews for Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die are indistinguishable aside from the star rating
can I be radically honest for just one moment?
when I was writing the book, I thought it was normal.
TBH I also thought the book was pretty normal ... contextually.
Not like, in relation to other published books, mind you, but normal for something a queer person on tumblr who likes Terry Pratchett and video games where you get to fuck the werebear in full shift and The Murderbot Diaries would write.
Anyway, I've said before that my idea of a good indie movie (this also applies to other media) is one that panders shamelessly to a audience so niche it has most critics muttering, "Who is this even for?!" and I think this book accomplished that.
That's my recommendation, I suppose.
Hmmm. The blurb uses the word “transmogrifying” so, in addition to these compelling recommendations, that means I probably need to read it ….
I have read the book!
Weird, sure. But internally consistent!
I LOVED the “in which …” chapter titles. I’ve seen those used for humor before, but these are both funny and give fascinating emotional background to each chapter. Mostly it’s a small emotion that’s highlighted, but it adds so much depth to what happens next. Here’s the prologue title for example:
I also loved the way the tone of the book shifted rather gently from “this is a comedy“ to “this is a horror novel“. I don’t know that it actually was a horror novel? Definitely speculative fiction. Maybe horror lite? Too much of a happy ending for horror, but too far from Happy Ever After to be traditional comedy. But that inability to nail down “who is this book for“ is part of it charm! 
The emotional drift of the story is Very Compelling. The slow breakdown of losing everything to get the one thing you want - and how that is happens differently for The Mad Sorcerer and for Sir Cameron. The grasping at bits of joy in the midst of chaos and confusion. The getting everything you wanted and it being confusing and different from what you pictured.
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Queer Liberation Library has a copy, so you can get your free library card and find this book on Libby!Audiobook version also available.
stepped on a plum (overripe plum) (barefoot) it was on the driveway got out of the car and accidentally (didn't know it was there) stepped on the plum (warm) (on the ground) (it had fallen from the tree) barefoot (no shoes) wearing long pants (too long) (need to hem them) plum viscera got on them (the pants) unexpected plum on the driveway (hot plum) (97 degrees out) already super hungover (throwing up all morning) (should not have been driving at all) and I stepped out of the car (black car) (97 degrees out) and onto the plum (unexpected) (didn't know the plum was there) and it burst (plum nightmare on my only good pair of sweatpants) still we find ways to keep ourselves going from day to day
guess what post just got read aloud in poetry club tonite by an unknowing club member as I watched on in terror
my battle

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Hello friends we need to talk about this twitter account:
You might know him from a thread where he was getting wowed by free appetisers in a Mexican restaurant.
Firstly: He is doing a bit pretending to be a wandering samurai. It's a joke and his posts are all made up. This is very obvious if you actually look at his account and website:
He does purport to be Japanese but based on some of the other content he posts there's reason to believe he's British.
Which brings me to my second point: his Samurai content is interspersed with posts like this:
And this:
He is not cute or funny. Stop platforming him.
The chips and salsa thread went viral in June and his website seems to have gone live in July. This confirms what I suspected which is that said website with it's explicit disclaimers was made in response to the big viral hit.
Consequently, back when he first blew up it was potentially a bit harder to figure out that his stories are fictional. That said, the New York Times worked it out so I'm comfortable accusing outlets who ran the story describing him as a Japanese world cup tourist of legitimately terrible journalism.
Regarding some comments in the notes:
Yeah this is also the guy from the truck thread going around. That's what prompted this post and in retrospect I should have said so explicitly.
He claims he just uses AI to translate his posts from Japanese. He also says the art on his website isn't AI generated. I think he is full of shit on both counts.
I only gave a couple of examples but even on a brief look through his twitter it was apparent that he posts a LOT about UK politics to the point where he's quite patently British. He is a Restore supporter which is a party that split away from mainstream far right party Reform due to feeling they weren't right wing enough.
It might not surprise you to hear he does not seem to know shit about Japan? Both the salsa story and the truck story failed the smell test for people who are familiar with Japan. There's also a story about going to a potluck where he seemingly couldn't come up with a single Japanese dish for the character to cook??
Yeah his whole bit is racist and it is troubling that so many people took a guy badly roleplaying as a medieval samurai to be a 21st century Japanese tourist.
East London Line by Ben Pearce
Re: Rocky staying at Tau Ceti for 40+ years:
I do take some issue with the reading that he heroically CHOSE to stay there when he could have gone back. Because going back would be the most logical and beneficial decision to make, for both him and for his species (he could report back on the issues with time and distance behaving strangely, warn the eridian space agencies about the mysterious sickness, confirm that there was a Petrova line at Tau Ceti ect), and we know Weir is big on unemotional logic and that rocky is very very smart. I think its more likely that he didnt have the navigational skills to find his way back without the crew members who specialised in navigation, and was worried that if he tried he would get lost in space and any subsequent rescue mission would then gain nothing from him.
I like the idea of him agonising for decades over whether he should try and find his way back or wait to be rescued.... the emotional, scared part of him grappling with the logical part, in a constant cycle of "I should try to go back.... it's worth a try right? anything to make it home and finally be safe" vs "no, if I try and find my way home, with no space navigation knowledge, with no understanding of why distance distorted on the way here, I will get lost in space forever, and all the information I've gathered will be lost and I will be useless to Erid and everyone will have died for nothing". Trapped in endless isolation for decades by his own dedication to his planet and refusal to give up. The question of whether to stay or go constantly dredged back up and desperately rexamined and always returning the same answer, but never laid to rest, slowly driving him out of his mind.
#THISSS he was in an endless torment nexus. and you could argue he chose it the same way grace chose it which is NOT AT ALL.#of course he chose to go on that mission knowing something could (and likely would. with space travel being a new invention) go wrong.#but as you say. i have a hard time believing he would choose 46yrs in the torture dimension if the return journey werent seriously#contraindicated by the facts.#and i do think the choice to stay can and likely would be influenced by multiple factors.#like. a) navigational issues. b) his crewmates deaths - does he carry that “disease”? can he return or would he infect the rest of the pop.?#c) he probably has his hands full with maintenance/other mechanical upkeep. seeing as the ship was likely constructed in a rush.#those issues are likely to get worse with time. hes just one eridian on a ship built for two dozen. can he be expected to make that journey#and carry out all the associated tasks by himself? he has to sleep. he cant be everywhere at once. eridian tech is all analog - one must#assume there would be little to no automation. and rocky has to sleep at some point. whos gonna take the wheel?#d) shame and guilt. obviously. even if he could figure out the logistics. whats he going to tell them? everyone will look to him for answers#and he will have NONE. just 22 corpses.#EDIT: though obv he does go back by himself at least partway before the taumoeba leak. so the navigational issues (as solved by grace) were#the main issue. but i do like to believe everything else compounded the issue.

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oh wonderful i will get some mileage out of this as a new reaction image
Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.
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danny motta's reaction to maximum capacity is fucking everything to me holy shit he read that episode for filth he picked up on the Vibe of it so fucking quickly and watching his mind get blown like MINE GOT BLOWN WHEN THAT EPISODE DROPPED.... ohhggmgygod. seeing him at a loss for words w how good the writing is. yeah. yeah man. it's. it's one of the best ones
My lil sis sent me a flower man x hammer of justice mashup that she found on yt, and I can't help but draw them cuz THEY'RE MY GOATS

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drawing whatever i feel like in order to get back into drawing regularly 2 - craving salmon sashimi
Can I ask everyone to take five seconds out of their day to sign this petition?
Stop destroying EU micro-businesses: Immediate moratorium on cross-border EPR fees
TLDR: the 12th of August a new EU law goes into effect that forces every business to pay exorbitant fees per European country they want to ship to, under the guise of ‘encouraging packaging waste reduce’ (and there are 27(!) countries in the EU)
Which is a good idea in theory, but mostly meant for the big businesses who sent thousands of packages each month, not an artist who sends three keychains often already in recycled packaging 🤡
So yeah, please sign and please share!
And there is also an official feedback form you can fill in!
Lets flood them with (politely worded) complaints 🙌🏼
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