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But now.

Now I went to ao3.

And across many fandoms it’s all the same.

Fic.

Fic where every line is a new point of emphasis.

Not just emphasis.

Every line says the next set of reactions, words, description, or emotions have to be set off.

In a new line.

Like this.

Paragraphs can’t be longer than a sentence, not ever.

It’s like the writers have never read a book.

Like they’ve trained themselves to write by reading the floating closed captions that appear.

Sentence by sentence.

Sometimes just word by word.

One thought at a time.

In a short form video.

Maybe it’s AI.

Maybe, though, people just stopped knowing how to write.

This isn’t how stories should work.

Each fanfic an inadvertent poem.

In 5000 words.

Or more.

Sometimes it’s more.

For so many chapters, every line.

Every line a new emphasis.

Imagine if someone talked to you like this.

Imagine a story where nothing varied.

They say we let out breaths we didn’t know we were holding.

What if, every time, every line, every minor moment felt like that.

Like a breath.

A breath you dumbasses keep letting out.

Over, and over.

With never an inhale in between.

That’s not a breath.

That’s a fart.

A long, long fart.

We’re making a big change to how account deletion works on Tumblr, and we’re really excited about it, because this is something that some of you have been requesting for… well… a literal decade.

Before today, when you deleted your Tumblr account, it was immediate and permanent. Occasionally, this resulted in Very Sad Times. Even though we’ve tried to make it super difficult to accidentally delete your account, this is something that still happens a lot. Like, a lot. There’s also plenty of folks who delete their account on purpose, but then regret it shortly afterward. Worst of all, if your account was hacked, and then deleted by the hacker, there was no way to get it back. 

All of these problems are *poof* no more. As of today, when you delete your account, we will keep your data for 30 days. Your account will remain recoverable during that time, and you can contact us within that 30 day window if you’d like us to restore your account.

Eventually, we hope to make this process a bit easier, and allow you to restore your account with a single click of a button. For right now, though, you’ll need to contact us via tumblr.com/support and choose the category “Account Access” > “I have deleted my account or blog by accident”. 

FAQs

How do I delete my account? Does that process look different now?

You can follow the steps here to delete your account on the web or through the mobile app, which works pretty much the same way as before. You’ll notice we’ve updated the confirmation screen to reflect the new process, though.

Does a deleted account still appear on Tumblr during this 30 day window?

Nope. As soon as you submit the request to delete your account, all of your blogs will no longer be accessible (they’ll 404), no one will be able to message you, your posts will no longer appear in search results, and you won’t be able to log in anymore. This happens right away, not 30 days later. Deleted accounts still behave exactly as they always have.

What about my email address and username? Will those become available again immediately after account deletion, like they did before?

Notably, no, they will not. In order to make it possible for the account to be restored during the 30 day window, the username and email address must remain associated with the account during that time. So they won’t be available to register again until 30 days after you’ve deleted your account.

If you’re deleting your account, and you already know that you’d like to use the same username or email address on a new account immediately afterward, we recommend that you change your username and email address before deleting the account. That way, they will become available right away, instead of being on hold for 30 days. 

What if I’ve accidentally deleted one of my sideblogs, but not my entire account?

If you delete a sideblog, it will be deleted right away, and cannot be restored. We can only restore an entire account (which will restore all of its blogs along with it). 

Is this feature retroactive? Can you restore the account I deleted two years ago?

As much as we would like this to be possible, the answer is no. We still haven’t perfected the art of time travel, so all accounts deleted before today are still deleted for good. This new change will only apply to accounts which are deleted after this announcement is posted.

Where can I learn more about the account deletion process?