What’s Going On?

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

It’s the same in Irish! bóín Dé!

in hebrew it’s “our rabbi moses’s cow”

Oh I love this news!!!!

Multiple cultures upon seeing a ladybug for the first time: “Who’s cow is this????”

in German they’re Marienkäfer which also pretty much means “Mary’s Beetle”

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

look your dream demons get tired and wanna sit down sometimes

yes

ok

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

Look at my post boy

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.