he/him fujoshi

capitalist polycule

this is what people mean when they talk about unethical polyamory

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

The concerning implications of thinking of your dog as a eunuch… do you perceive other dogs as particularly virile; why do you perceive your dog as the exception of this rule…

she is the only dog I trust to guard my many concubines

Ah; That is quite the explanation; may I ask; who intends to cause harm upon your concubines…

all my concubines are wanted by interpol and are constantly fending off international bounty hunters

Kid with a bluey backpack on the flight to Sydney this must be his mecca

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too