The Blog Of Eternal Stench

the earth hates to see my meek ass coming

how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

studies show that 90% of control freaks quit right before everyone agrees to do everything their way forever

id: digital art of Motherboard (Cyberchase!, a humanoid computer with circuit patterned hair, and one square eye.) in primarily reds and blues. Her face is partially turned towards the viewer, in possible homage to The Girl with a Pearl Earring. end id

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry

season 2 of heated rivalry should start with both of them dying in a freak plane crash and then pivot into a nature documentary about ants