i'm Mom but you can call me Dad

(Naughty Sexy Fucking Words)

You're final warninb

Your FINAL. ⚠️ WARNING

Seriously proceed with caution, especually if you are a traimatized individual

And hold space for any heavy emotions this brings up please ❤️and take care of yourself

Need dick badly for serious

January - it's like time hasn't started yet, don't worry about it

February - all right all right, i guess it's a new year. but I got plany of time!

March - already? seems a bit quick

April - this is a third epitomized. truly 33% there. don't sweat it yet, tho, there's time...

May - 5/12s of the year. ugly. weird limbo time. nothing month

June - 6 is liiiike half of 12 but only after the month is over! there's still time

July - oh god. fuck. month 6 is FULLY over. 50%+? are. are you sure wait hold on-

August - laughs nervously. 8 is a great number! that's. that's fine. totally fine. 2/3s is barely more than half really!!

September - time presses inexorably, formless, a clear ribbon sliding over you like air. even air has weight.

October - spooky time! :D somehow a brief sensation of pause in the breakneck speed as the year ends

November - the 11th hour. one minute to midnight. time's almost up.

December -

- Shohaku Okumura on Dogen Zenji's Genjo-koan (courtesy of the Soto Zen Education Center) on the nature of 'time' and 'being'

next January for sure -

but the continual gutting unease of shame and failure is really driven by the idea that you should look at it the 29th, or daily, or whatever. so says someone somewhere with the squicky credentials of "adulting" or financial advising or some shit. fuck them. you are the only expert of your life. you can take other expert opinions into account regarding finances, adulthood, and so on, but only you can determine what best serves you using that information.

"I don't want to write this paper, but I need to pass, so I'll start the night before." reasonable! logic driven! "But I feel bad for being behind everyone else and shouldn't I start things earlier–" shut up! terrible reasons for changing your behavior! putting a task off gave you a chance to do anything that wasn't writing the paper or checking your bank account or cleaning the trash from your car or whatever dreaded minutia or major-utia it may be.

This means:

If you draw a hard line between "drug" and "medicine" based on current legality where you live (or any other criteria) you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to do massive harm to someone's body, mind or well-being you've gone wrong somewhere,

If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to contribute meaningfully to someone's healing, function or happiness you've gone wrong somewhere,

Anyway, did y'all hear that they nuked the White House?

Google has already announced that they will be “rolling back” this feature because of screenshots like these: