The cats are throwing a bathroom party

I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it

Honestly if you say or do something strange, an employee probably WILL tell all their coworkers about it all day, however they’ll basically never remember it was you specifically and instead just a faceless “customer” amalgamation of every time someone said something to them. Plus you’re giving them enrichment and something to mutually bond over. So really you’re doing an important service by being a little awkward.

Rhps being played on the sphere is funny as hell. Still bleak, but funny

your fucking "counter cultural" "queer" masterpiece is being put on the giant ugly orb in las vegas. maybe its time to really look at it and see if its worth your attachment to it.

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about