In the fullness of time, a garden to nurture and protect

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

when it happens, there will be a crab rave like no other

gamers aren’t so much a sub culture as they are a group of people that marketers were able to create so they could sell more expensive toys

Which subcultures weren’t invented by marketers though

the yakuza

my super sustainable bmw

i think people’s tolerance for ambiguity in relationships needs to be higher

(said completely devoid of context) you know how it is

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot