In the fullness of time, a garden to nurture and protect

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

fighting game heritage post

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

i thought the person in front of me in line at the pharmacy was around my age and then they gave their birth date and i almost fell to the floor who the fuck gets born in 2007 are you out of your mind