my spores!

completely sober in the club dressed in the raiment of the torturers guild

Men are alowdd to be ugly since they are all #ExpendableWarriors

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

mustared gas kills unless it's mixed with ketchup gas which neutralises it into a nontoxic substance

you cant know the position and momentum of a zeppelin at the same time. this is because of the hindenburg ucnertainty principle

"here's my original character, Man Who Sucks But Loves His Daughter Very Much" and it's a guy who worships at the altar of patriarchal violence and the woman he uses as an excuse and an effigy to absolve him

well i think his daughter should tell him to kill himself

trying to jack off but the feng shui is waaaaay off

i’m facing a window and perpendicular to the door who can masturbate under these conditions…

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

come on