Brave Van Stronk

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

Shoots you with my gun that turns you into a girl

Like I think it's really telling that our society idealizes the general concept of "a romantic partner" to a degree where the status and validation associated with getting someone to fill that role for you frequently ends up being prioritized above the individuality of the person you're dating. Like the concept of "having a partner" is by itself considered so valuable that it often ends up overshadowing who the person you supposedly love the most in the entire world actually is as an individual and that's scary to me

Notice that when "leftists" acknowledge the reactionary ideas in the Nolan Batman movies they always talk only about how Bane was a vilification of the Occupy Wall Street movement and not how Ra's al Ghul was an orientalized "terrorist" very much in line with islamophobic propaganda or how the Joker was a "terrorist" who only wanted chaos and could not be reasoned with (very much in line with islamophobic propaganda) or how the very Bane was an orientalized violent revolutionary disciple of Ra's al Ghul and he wanted to blow up the city, again, very much in line with islamophobic propaganda.

they also never mention that The Dark Knight depicts the Chinese government as corrupt and collaborating with mafias and an obstacle to US justice which thus forces the vigilante Batman to infiltrate a country unauthorized and kidnap a civilian in order to do the right thing

A bisexual girl who was raised on bruce springstreen voice: jeans can be sex

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

new shinee song "ant believer" is about when you believe the truth ants tell you