brave alpha who says what no one will (woman bad)

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

agnostic horse: we just dont know where scratch posts come from

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

This is transfeminism!