Brave Van Stronk

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

gender non conforming people being mocked for their whole lives for not looking like their birth gender until they finally say ok yeah youre right im not only for everyone to act shocked. neurodivergent people being mocked for their whole lives for acting outside the norm until they finally say yeah i am actually diagnosed in a way that makes me act outside the norm only for everyone to act shocked

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

The "US" was a christofascist oligarchy remembered mainly for the Cool Ranch® Doritos® Locos Taco

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

so truly genuinely we need to get more funding towards freaks and perverts to make weird horny movies and tv and art i would rather watch someone’s barely disguised fetish with an interesting point of view than another soulless corporate shell with boring beautiful actors and nothing to say

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

@meltorights would Saint Julian count as patron saint for Juggulus Juggler based on his name alone?

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next