Liutenant Officer Mann Jelqing

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

Put this in the comments but it needs to be said here too. I am so mad D20 did unsleeping city before Mamdani was mayor. Can you fucking imagine.

Okay but what if he's the new Vox Populi? Kingston is ready to really retire and enjoy his family, but it's been so long that he starts struggling with feeling like the City no longer hears him clearly.

idk... i see the vision and i like it, but i also feel like the vox populi kind of has to be someone WITHOUT institutional or legislative power. its like a grassroots thing yk, its not about governing responsibly (which zohran is doing great at so far) its more a community pillar or folk hero type thing.

wow you're REALLY old (flirting)

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

America killed 3 million Vietnamese people, we put half of South Vietnam in Concentration Camps, we dropped more bombs on North Vietnam than were dropped by both sides in WW2, We permeantly poisoned the land with Agent Orange, the American war on Vietnam was the most inhuman and despicable action in this nations history, the Vietnamese had every right to do whatever they wanted to the occupation

trying to find a way to phrase this in a way that doesn't make me sound like an ass but i think some of the things yall claim are trans culture are actually just things you and your friends like that you've decided are universal for some reason

i need everyone to know that this post was inspired by seeing a transmasc claim that making fun of bad ukulele covers is transandrophobia because it's transmasc culture

Settlers of catan

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever