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Girl song of the moment: head, shoulders, knees and ankles by hemlocke springs

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not buying the product isn't enough I need the company to know their advertising made me want to kill them with a golf club.
10 costco secrets even your uncle with a cybernetic arm doesn't know
posts with fake songs i can imagine so perfectly it’s like they were real
hello it’s Cheap Halloween Costume again coming to you from Poortown in Brokemerica, i am hoping to have commissions back open next week and to move through my queue in the meantime
until then, i am skirting emergencies and losing my mind applying for jobs to no avail and just hoping to have enough in my bank account to keep me from being overdrawn for the next couple days
AS ALWAYS NEVER FEEL COMPELLED TO GIVE especially if you’re struggling, there are greater needs than mine always at hand

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asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to
it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you
trobed is great but far and away my favorite dynamic in community is whatever the hell jeff and shirley have between them
if you’re ever in the position to choose between giving up and accepting defeat, and actually trying to fight the ancient unkillable god that is about to peel apart reality like a string cheese, remember this: scientifically speaking, you might as well give it a shot!
1.there were trees at the beginning of the world! there were trees so long ago that they predate bacteria that causes wood to decay. when a tree fell, it would lie there in stasis and there wasn’t any way of breaking down wood xylem on a molecular level in that way.
2. it seems obvious to say, but wood eating bacteria are literally incapable of comprehending what they’re breaking down. It’s just not information conciously available to a microorganism. they don’t know what they’re deconstructing, where it came from, bacteria have no way to even fathom the existence of a tree as a concept.
3. Regardless of the facts above, the world we live in today is a world where wood inevitably decomposes
it is worth fighting the unkillable god no matter how pointless it seems. it is worth taking the risk even though youre trying to accomplish something impossible. the reality in which you live was also once reality in which trees didn’t rot. You live in a reality that allows for existence before the possibility of destruction. you live in a reality where uncomprehending microbes break down matter that is so far beyond the scope of their comprehension that it feels comical to specify something so obvious. you live in a reality that occasionally allows unshakeable physical truths to be altered with no warning.
It is worth fighting the unkillable god because trees are so old they predate the source of their destruction, and it still did not spare them. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because bacteria rots unthinkingly, because there is room in our cosmos for destruction without comprehension on the part of the destroyer. It is worth fighting the unkillable god because now and then reality retracts the promise of immortality without fanfare, and when that happens there is no mercy for the ancient. the unmaking is not softer for the desecrators ignorance. for all things, existence is endless until the exact point where it ends.
so you might as well try to kill the unkillable god. it doesn’t seem likely, but at the beginning of the world, trees didn’t rot. so you never know! you never know
for anyone who wants context, if you know that this was written start to finish in one sitting with no plan in a really desperate moment, you can sort of follow along with my mental progression from putting down my call of cthulu rpg book (trying to distract myself) to fleshing it out to convincing myself there was a reason to actually keep going. and then i hit post and fell asleep without realizing i meant "fungus" the whole time and woke up to 700 notes
#misinfo
#itsfungus
a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me
like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

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complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich
you have been banned from the world of poison forum for the following comment:
i just dont think purple is that cool
That’s this
Goes to show how little I know
The really crazy part is the Twitter post is the original and the tumblr post is the one that's plagiarized
Net zero info ass post
We literally can see in both the screenshots that the tumblr post was posted first (also evilvillain123456789 lies recreationally, constantly) why are y'all so bad at fact-checking literally anything
They're probably gonna pull the plug on Mitch McConnell this week so hang in there good news is on the way
“batman dick” this, “batman dick” that. as if bats hasnt been swinging his massive schlong around gotham for years

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I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service
Posts I can't believe didn't originate on tumblr.