Brave Van Stronk

A bisexual girl who was raised on bruce springstreen voice: jeans can be sex

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

new shinee song "ant believer" is about when you believe the truth ants tell you

If we were monks would anyone like to rub our bald scalps together to test out the squeakiness and surface contact

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.