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sector-v

Extremely irksome as an autistic person to ask a clarifying question and be told you’re “splitting hairs” when you genuinely just don’t understand because there isn’t enough information. Like, buddy. This is me at my most basic level of “what do you mean by that.” You wanna see me split hairs? If you really saw how thin I could slice a hair you’d hurl

sector-v

I will split a hair into smaller halves every hour my demands of mutual participation in communication are not met

parkayquarts

if youre not in school anymore and are looking for ways to get out of the house more go to the nearest "hip" coffee shop you can that has a bulletin board with flyers on it for local events and attend any and all the ones youre able to ESPECIALLY if they're free. this is the only actionable advice that has worked for me

parkayquarts

lots of very good suggestions for other places to find community events in the notes, including but not limited to:

libraries, parks, rec centers, and other public amenities

craft/game/hobby specialty stores or event spaces

bars or similar venues

I know I said "if you're not in school anymore" cause that's me right now, but if a college/uni campus doesn't have security requiring a student ID to get in, nothing is stopping you from just Hanging Out on the campus even if you're not a student there lol. I do it all the time and there are flyers abound

literally just on a wall or telephone pole outside

if the only coffee shop around is starbucks, ime even Some starbucks locations have these kind of bulletin boards in them (not the drive thru ones obv). and no, you don't have to order anything from the starbucks

instagram and facebook too unfortunately. i know i know i hate them too

also I know that it can be kind of scary or awkward to attend any events you find by yourself. thats ok though. nobody is going to hate you or think you're weird if you don't bring a plus one. go my scarab

thewuzzy

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

brainrotdotorg

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

poisonedcure

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

lastoneout

I don’t think the club could handle her

Become ungovernable.

direct action

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feefal

Copper evolution line! Your daily blend of educational and fictional art content

allthingswhumpyandangsty

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

beemovieerotica

sleepskie

Corbeau I drew for the ref sheets but felt like posting separately :]

subcultureblues

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

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demon

subcultureblues

run.

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ella-the-ella

This has probably been done to death and taken as fact by now but... I thought this sums it up well

whydidisavethistomyphone

should-be-sleeping

Everyone please behold this baby tree:

It's so much smaller than the support posts, they had to secure it with caution tape.

should-be-sleeping

Caution: baby!

should-be-sleeping

One day (but not this day)!

should-be-sleeping

Update:

Thriving!

should-be-sleeping

Now taller than a human person!

In case you were wondering!

should-be-sleeping

Update:

Filling out, and up!

should-be-sleeping

We threw it a birthday party once spring arrived. 🎂

should-be-sleeping

🎉

lee-alder

Today was a pretty shit day. This is a nice post to see. Birthday hat tree.

should-be-sleeping

I hope tomorrow is kinder. 🌱

should-be-sleeping

You can. You will! 🏞

daysleftofsecondterm

You will make it. Just like baby tree. You HAVE to believe that.

singinginthecar

olivia rodrigo is so based for this honestly. she just condemned the dept of homeland security and the white house instagram accounts for using her song 'all-american bitch'. this comes after she famously removed her song 'deja vu' from tiktok last year because trump's team used it in a campaign post.

singinginthecar

update: olivia has removed her song 'all-american bitch' from instagram following the white house instagram post.

slutdge

squint for me real quick

tartrazeen

Jumpscare?

Penis?

Loss?

What exactly are you presenting me with, OP? 🤔

tartrazeen

i mean alright, might as give that a

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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doberbutts

Working in vet med: client states that she does not want to purchase heartworm preventative because she does not believe in heartworms.

Still unsure what she means by this. Does she think heartworms do not exist? Does she have an objection to giving her dog preventative? Is she upset about Big Vet Pharma?

great-and-small

I am constantly thinking about this

great-and-small

This mild Wikipedia sentence is like the understatement of all time

Here are some crazy grasshopper mouse facts for those who are not familiar with the most badass mouse species on the planet

- They are primarily carnivorous, and their diet is made up of not only bugs but also snakes, lizards and other mice.

- They hunt like true predators, slowly stalking and creeping up on their prey before ambushing them. They will sometimes let out a screech as they attack.

- Like wolves, they howl to establish territory and have a specially developed throat to produce louder vocalizations. They will stand up on their hind legs and throw their head back to howl- a sound that can be heard from 100 meters away!

- Grasshopper mouse behavior is linked to lunar cycles and they are more active during a full moon.

- These mice have been hunting bark scorpions and evolving alongside them for so long that they’ve evolved a mutation where scorpion venom that is lethal to other animals is converted into a painkiller in the grasshopper mouse’s body.

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