these gummys advertise themselves as working in 15 minutes but its been half an hour and so far nothing

cartoons in the 2000s were like let's see how many ethnic groups we can be racist toward in a single episode

and im gonna watch the sam and max cartoon

last time i had weed was 3 years ago when I hit a wax pen and it made my eyes and mouth hurt and tingle and burn and feel weird which I did not care for one bit but i think im ready to try again now. i just got some hybrid gummies and if these do the same thing i guess i am just ageric to gagobears

little girl in the checkout line was freaking the FUCK out reaching for a shelf and screaming "GIMMEEEE GIMMEEEEE" at the top of her lungs and the mom kept saying "no 🫩" and I look at the shelf expecting there to be candy or something and it was full of batteries

day 1 wearing saalt brand "leakproof" period underwear. guess what? it leaked

why did the mogai crowd never invent a microlabel for women who are only attracted to gay men

i wish i was recording the last few minutes of our call where gar was challenging me to do the most accurate impressions i could of the mlp mane six and the sentences i kept using were variations of "woah he's bisexual I didnt know that" and "did you just shave your bush?"

the amazing digital prudence*extremely loud buzzer accompanied by a sign that says LOW HANGING FRUIT*

the thing is im really not any less obsessed with tadc than any actual tadc fan is I'm just obsessed with it in a different way. im obsessed with the concept of it