Bleep Bloop

here's where to find it on windows 10

Your skill level is unquestionable but listen.

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

hey real quick can anybody help me find this image that I’ve seen before here on tumblr. it looks like this

FOUND IT

Oh this is only the first image in the Eschatron 9000 Series

and the finale, because of the Tumblr image limit

I dont think thats the whole photoset…. I found one more

this is far more than “random person in 2005ish creates surreal visual narrative” - let’s go deeper down the rabbit hole, shall we?

here’s what the warning in the image says btw because i wanted to read it but it was too blurry so i had to spend several minutes hunting for a version with better resolution, so I’m posting it here so nobody else has to make that same journey

also just noticed the labels on the dials on the left side of the device’s control panel:

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

Hes allowed on the table

Were watching sumo together

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong