ALT ER LOVE

personally I'm annoyed by the socioeconomic conditions that made words like "unalive" necessary but simultaneously impressed by the linguistic adaptations young people have made to continue talking about important things while subject to those conditions and I think if you can't hold both of those thoughts in your head you might just be old man yelling at cloud

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

I've been writing a fanfic for a while but I started rereading moby dick recently and upon rereading my fic u can tell exactly when I did

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

diet culture has ruined salad because people will look at your massive bowl of extremely fresh refrigerated vegetables and say 'oh you're being Good and Abstinent' which is completely ignoring the fact that a fresh crispy salad is D E C A D E N T. do you know how long a cucumber lasts in my fridge without going soft? Not Goddamn Long Enough. I love salad. Give me the salad. Stop being weird about the salad.

our age of blogs is collapsing

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

3. you can also pretend you’re a deep sea predator pretending to be aquatic plant life drifting in the currents to attract prey

the eyes of someone who just vomited carry a vulnerable acceptance to grief only known in portraits of saints