ALT ER LOVE

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

I’m sick of your negativity 

“as you do” <- for incredibly eccentric and even impossible actions

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

do you want to play dead bodies with me

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

John Carpenter's The Thang

my first word was dada. yes like the art movement i was a precocious child

the enemy drank water today. did you?

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win