ALT ER LOVE

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

love when i see something for me #mebait

Mr Krabs is enjoying his visit to the eldritch torture device museum

i would recognize that season of television by haircut alone

*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

how can we lose when we’re so sincere is forever always one of my favourite peanuts bits

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.