MookyBear

I know being in love makes you say dramatic stuff and all that but I’m being dead serious right now. I’m gonna marry this guy

Drinks from an Erlenmeyer flask full of glowing liquid, then immediately clutches my chest and falls to the floor behind a conveniently placed laboratory bench, writhing and shrieking while thunder crashes overhead and ominous music swells, and when I stand up again I'm wearing a magical girl dress.

I open Daemons of the Shadow Realm. I learn that the male protagonist is shorter than his sister because of lacking nutrients. I check off "milk propaganda" on my checklist.

Thinking about how aside from coming to save us all from sin, Jesus was also God coming to experience His own creation. Jesus was a little boy once, with parents who loved and raised him. He had hobbies. A favorite color and food. He dreamed, he imagined. He felt the grass beneath his feet and the wind on his skin and saw the stars in the sky. He felt joy, grief, anguish, fear, excitement, love. He was a person.

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"