MookyBear

I know being in love makes you say dramatic stuff and all that but I’m being dead serious right now. I’m gonna marry this guy

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

big fan of that trope where like. something really awful happens to Character or someone they love and they manage to catch the bastard who did it and get revenge. and it's righteous at first and everyones on their side but it slowly devolves into abject cruelty as everyone looks on in horror. dude that's enough he's stopped twitching etc etc

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

that's the context???

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me