MookyBear

I know being in love makes you say dramatic stuff and all that but I’m being dead serious right now. I’m gonna marry this guy

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times

went on a walk smelled the pine trees. im fine now

crave blood again

i love in horror media when ur first introduced to a character and they are all fresh and clean. and then cut to further on in the story and they are covered in dirt and blood and they have that gorgeous traumatized look in their eyes. yayyy

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here

human ears are such bullshitttttt i cant even emote with these. whats the fucking point if i cant swivel my ears in ur direction or like perk them up when i hear something interesting or point them all back when something scary happens. whats even the point

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

big fan of that trope where like. something really awful happens to Character or someone they love and they manage to catch the bastard who did it and get revenge. and it's righteous at first and everyones on their side but it slowly devolves into abject cruelty as everyone looks on in horror. dude that's enough he's stopped twitching etc etc

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

that's the context???

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink