MookyBear

I know being in love makes you say dramatic stuff and all that but I’m being dead serious right now. I’m gonna marry this guy

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

people in the replies of this post saying stuff like "it's literally an acronym" as if there isn't a precedent with "etc" meaning "et cetera" and not three separate words, each starting with a letter. Not all Internet abbreviations are acronyms either. Look at "obv" for "obviously"

The Shiba inu may not even be getting anything done

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

the only “data centers” we need are public libraries

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.