MookyBear

I know being in love makes you say dramatic stuff and all that but I’m being dead serious right now. I’m gonna marry this guy

Used to be able to have fun on the internet now all the websites are after my identity like the devil is after my soul

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

that's the context???

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know