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I don’t know much about the world, but it seems like if you take #just tagging some connor shit and add it to #dbh connor, you end up with #ougoku.

The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #tw spider, one plate of #dbh carl, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.

someone grab me a #white fragility beverage to go with these posts.

tartrazeen and @angealainn? a match made in heaven

if posts were cats, I would have 236865 cats, which actually sounds about right.

My cat, #allyship, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

I need this coming out of the AI Right Wing's Idea of a Woke Left Fat Goth Chick Holding a Cat and Talking to a Nice Mormon Couple with a Baby and Bible's speech bubble instead of "you look miserable"

#community is my biggest hobby... and my greatest fear.

I’m not going to say it again: #l4d louis deserves to win first place.

You ever just... yell about #spoilers??

One iced latte with low-fat #tfatws milk, please.

You're not getting that

it would suck being a new immortal. like it’d be 2109 and people would go, “what was it like seeing ancient civilizations rise and fall like that? seeing the pyramids being built? watching the expansion and growth of the new world?” and i’d just be like, “no…no i was born in 1991. so like, wow i’m gonna see some cool stuff, but, i mean i’m not that much older than just a really, really old person, you know? phones were big back then. so big. but only for like ten years, then they got like, as good as they are now. uh. rhinos existed. don’t think i ever saw one in person. cool, good talk.”

even worse, imagine being an immortal who keeps missing stuff. “What was it like seeing the pyramids being built?” “Fuck if I know, I was in Madagascar.” “Oh, okay. Well, how was the Renaissance?” “I fell down a hole in Scotland and people thought I was an enchanted well for four hundred years, it was over by the time I convinced someone to get me out.”

It’s been a decade since we left that comment and you have the best reply anyone’s left to it.

Did they fucking code in a switch so that when you report a tumblr ad it becomes the only fucking ad they show you for the rest of the week. Fuck off

i have heard about this being a thing esp with flashing ads... i think they see reporting it as engagement 😭 people have been upset abt this wrt photosensitivity for ages but it's been going on forever with no fix... happy disability pride month!

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

does anyone have that 4chan post about the guy who got like. deradicalised from being an incel because he started taking care of shrimp?

thats the one! thank you!

I think of shrimp guy often and I hope he and his shrimp are doing great and if I ever meet him I would love to ask about them