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My ancestors died because they were born a long time ago

Salad Fingers origin story - how neat! 😍

It's such bullshit and honestly it was always a threat that this was going to happen ever since the porn ban. I hate our fucking government no one in this stupid state votes, and the ones who do are having their votes suppresed because of the racist ass politicians that just won't fucking die already.

They're dying as fast as they can, please acknowledge their cooperation 😢

YOU KNOW THEY'RE INCOMPETENT

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote

They've been stolen to use as trophies

In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.

Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?

for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

that's like. Biblically Accurate Drug. You are just stimulating the fucking nerves. You are playing with The Pleasure Root. You try it once and you crave this shit your whole life after. There is no return. This is a one way ticket. You can do this just once for one second to a person and get them into depression for life. All in all dont. You Dont want it. Dont do Ultimate Perfect Drug kids.

It's such bullshit and honestly it was always a threat that this was going to happen ever since the porn ban. I hate our fucking government no one in this stupid state votes, and the ones who do are having their votes suppresed because of the racist ass politicians that just won't fucking die already.

They're dying as fast as they can, please acknowledge their cooperation 😢