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whatever. go my kip

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He is so slutty and cunty and I'm gonna eat him
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No silly goose, I’m not attracted to Ryan Gosling because he’s a 6’0 buff guy. I’m attracted to Ryan Gosling because he plays each character like a completely different person and that’s true talent. I look at the HEART.
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the term ‘guys’ in the title of the film, ‘the nice guys’ (2016), was strategically deployed as a subtle nod to the two leading characters’ attraction to men. here we are seeing them partake in a failed mating ritual as the orange male raises his defenses to the blue male. this theme of slow burn continues throughout the film, until the two are united over their respective interests in justice over the 1977 Los Angeles, California catalytic converter lawsuit.

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the term ‘guys’ in the title of the film, ‘the nice guys’ (2016), was strategically deployed as a subtle nod to the two leading characters’ attraction to men. here we are seeing them partake in a failed mating ritual as the orange male raises his defenses to the blue male. this theme of slow burn continues throughout the film, until the two are united over their respective interests in justice over the 1977 Los Angeles, California catalytic converter lawsuit.
I know we all know how much the rest of the Hail Mary crew would’ve loved meeting Rocky (RIP Olesya Ilyukhina you will always have a special place in my heart) but you know who we totally forget would’ve loved to meet an actual, intelligent alien?
Eva Motherfucking Stratt
Everyone forgets (especially movie fans since I don’t think they even brought it up for y’all) that Stratt wasn’t a scientist like the rest of her crew. Sure, she was definitely smart enough to understand most of what they told her, but it wasn’t her field of study. She wasn’t a biologist or a chemist or an astrophysicist, she was a historian. She was also recommended for the project because she was an incredibly talented diplomat. Canonically, she’s fluent in at least seven languages, and probably speaks several more- give her a day, and she’ll understand Eridian almost as well as Grace. The atmospheric testing, the experimentation with Xenonite, that’s all her crew. But getting to know an alien race, learning all about their language and their history and their culture? That’s her thing, right there.
TL;DR: If anyone would have been absolutely fascinated to sit down and learn about society on another planet, it would’ve been Eva Stratt. Thank you for coming to my TED talk
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my concept art for a new type of top surgery
So would I be crazy in saying that the bear is hot?
dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

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i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”
the way he sighs in satisfaction at the end and says “my life is perfect” truly warmed my heart this is hilarious and so cute
he remembers bane from batman but not his family members—mood
the way he sighs in satisfaction at the end and says “my life is perfect” truly warmed my heart this is hilarious and so cute
he remembers bane from batman but not his family members—mood
i don't really want to do the WORK today i don't really want to do the work TODAY i don't REALLY want to do the work today i DON'T want to do the work today
awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?
i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

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Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year
"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade
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