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i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

I bring a sort of "too many of you really despise CSA survivors" vibe to this website that Tumblr users don't really like.

You survive one of the most traumatizing things a child can go through and all you get in exchange is people telling you that your public existence is making it less fun for them to jerk it. To your trauma.

if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

see this never happens in spider solitaire for windows

obsessed w how none of these are the real origin of the phrase

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

A soulslike set in Ravenloft would be hilarious because, okay, yeah, it's got the whole King Big Sad Guy, Who Did The Flame Thing deal, except most Darklords are pissant local powers whose hubris only broke reality for a few dozen square miles, so you'd end up touring a miniature version of every possible Gothic post-apocalypse.

Here's Castle Dracula and its immediate environs with the serial numbers filed off. Over the mountains are eight city blocks of Renaissance Venice inexplicably ruled by were-rats. Across the river is Evil Shakespeare Land, the domain of Evil Shakespeare. No, he doesn't call himself that, but you know it's him.

I still don't see how this would be all that different from A typical FromSoft title

I'm sorry but the RPG reddit community taking their already very strict anti-self promotion and amending it to include any mention of your games in any discussion context is hilarious. I just spent hours scrolling there to see if there's anything worth engaging with that wouldn't get deleted? It's the same repetitive threads over and over. Why have a community about games where people can't...talk about games.

The really funny part about them responding "it's okay because if your game is of interest to this community someone else will post about it" is that the very same update that classified all discussion of games you created yourself as self-promotion also added a stipulation that if a newly created account or an existing account with no substantial history of activity on that particular community posts about any game that doesn't already have an established body of discussion, the mods will assume you're the game in question's author in disguise and treat it as self-promotion. So in practice, you're just not allowed to post about games that aren't already being discussed at all unless the mods like you.

Wow, what a novel way to make a subreddit self-asphyxiate.

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

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