I'll be more dangerous, more beautiful than any other

many people will tell you that taking testosterone will turn you into a scary horny fat hairy wolfman. what they don’t tell you is that being a scary horny fat hairy wolfman fucking whips ass and you’ll love it

“mom coded” “sister coded” “wine aunt coded” what if she’s his friend instead. you’re actually allowed to be friends with women

My scorching hot take on Christopher Nolan Presents Homer's The Odyssey is Tom Holland having his mind blown while filming this, then going back to Marvel to and being all "Why did no one tell me that you can, like, have a finished script before you start filming and a cinematographer who has all the shots planned before filming instead of figuring it out in post, has anyone else heard about this?" is pretty funny

Visionary Director Christopher Nolan's controversial directing style of "telling actors what's happening in a scene when they're filming"

heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 26 degrees instead of 30

sorry i meant to say heat waves will have you say off-base things like "schon bisschen frisch, oder" when it's 30 degrees instead of 38

One chapter into Ulysses and I have 10 times more appreciation for that "Ogre barely even Literate!" meme

Everyone call Ogre stupid and it True! Ogre can only understand popular quotations like "Very well then, I contradict myself" and "Introibo ad altare Dei" not obscure references like "Thalatta!" and "the rage of Caliban at not seeing his face in a mirror" that contextualize the characters' perspective on life within the lens of culture and literature!

it's perform your task tuesday

there is nothing wrong with being a man or wanting to be a man. it's not a betrayal of women to want to be a man and it's not a danger to women to enjoy being a man

i'm smoking straight purbol root. this shit aint nothin to me man. they asked me how high my gil stacks i said ask meteion. im in the pussy like a voidsent in a garlean assassin. my chains hang so low i'm giving hydaelyn concussions when i walk, i don't give a fuck. i saw red clouds block out the sun and burned half a pound of allagan chemohash to block it faster. this shit aint nothin to me man. im eating it til the room smells like sunrise over ala mhigo. they said watch out for the lightwarden i said good thing i step heavy. im smoking that shit that summoned the good king moggle mog and im puffing out clouds of darkness. fuck it i tempered the opp. i'm hauling loot that'd sink mistbeard. nidhogg stepped to me i thrashed him so hard he apologized to hraesvelgr. im smoking straight concepts. the convocation of thirteen has me marked for return to the aetherial sea, i'm still burning experimental flying shark scale reefer. this shit ain't nothing to me man. i'll fucking sunder you