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tainbocuailnge

arknights has more successfully captured what "a playable servant" would feel like than any official type-moon game so far, is the thing

tainbocuailnge

servants have quantifiable stats but while those do play Some role in servant vs servant combat they're basically irrelevant once the noble phantasms come into play, because servants by definition all have at least one super special trick that breaks the established rules for what is possible to happen. battles in fate are not about running the numbers they are about strategic use of your special bullshit trick and exploiting loopholes in the opponent's special bullshit trick. it's alllll about finding and creating the conditions under which your special trick can break the rules the most.

fgo does not do this. the vast majority of fgo servants don't have a special trick at all, they have buffs and debuffs and damage. very rarely they make something that manipulates the mechanics directly a little like BB summer card lock but categorically they make each kit by simply checking some boxes on the list of things that can happen in the game. the extella games gave every servant's noble phantasm and abilities the exact same effect of "damage" with only the animations being different. the extra games did put a lot of emphasis on information over raw numbers so they got closest to capturing the nature of servant vs servant combat imo but they still didn't really dabble into manipulating what is game-mechanically possible to happen. they stick to the rules. they preserve "balance'.

but servants are not balanced. servants are completely defined by the fact that they each have their own unique gamebreaking trick. just like 6* operators.

6* operators have quantifiable stats. they do this or that type of damage. they have this or that amount of offensive and defensive numbers. but more importantly, they also all do some bullshit that redefines what is or is not allowed to happen on the field. and the bosses all have their own special bullshit tricks that control what happens on the field, and you win by exploiting the loopholes in those tricks with your own tricks. and sometimes that trick is in fact just overwhelming firepower. THAT'S servant on servant combat.

xebhamorph

Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.

#thank you for your honesty miss crusader but seeing as this is a major safety hazard we're gonna have to kick you out of the party now #surely this will not cause a genre shift into kicked-out-of-the-partyslop where you join the villainess to get revenge on us

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extremely-nervess

not really feeling it today

mf-dude

tainbocuailnge

"fetish world, the world where everyone does my fetish" but i have a clothes fetish so the only differences are that everyone dresses more fashionably and internet porn artists now can't just copypaste different hair on the same naked body when drawing the flavour of the week girl

tainbocuailnge

no, you see, the internet porn artists in fetish world where everyone does my fetish will also have my clothes fetish, so they will be drawing the flavour of the week girls getting fucked with their unique identifying outfit on instead of naked, because that's my fetish, and in fetish world where everyone does my fetish that's what they gotta do to get those trendchaser likes

emperor-gaozu-of-han

getting followed by porn bots is weird and that’s coming from a guy with multiple 🥵 concubines

emperor-gaozu-of-han

this is really resonating with the subjects

qin-shi-huang-di

step aside you old cut-sleeve, i shall court these maidens!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

I’m an emperor actually @chasingtheskyline

qin-shi-huang-di

the marquis of homo WISHES he had a fraction of my imperial glory!

emperor-gaozu-of-han

right so i’m one of the most well regarded emperors in the history of china and you’re the guy who had to put “shut up about the mercury” in his bio

qin-shi-huang-di

I AM NOT OWNED! I AM NOT OWNED!!!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN EARN THE LOVE OF MY CITIZENS!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ADEQUATELY PREPARE MY SUCCESSOR!

I AM A GLORIOUS EMPEROR, I CAN ESTABLISH A STABLE DYNASTY!

diet-poison

the Terracotta Army guy?

qin-shi-huang-di

🙄 you build ONE funerary complex with 8000 life-sized statues of soldiers, horses and generals and suddenly you’re “the terracotta army guy.” 🙄 execution.

slimlimit

Stumbling across this makes me feel like a dad whos walked into their kids room beer in hand and seeing them roleplay starwars fights i do not belong here but god its entertaining

emperor-gaozu-of-han

to be clear in this scenario im the jedi and im winning

#fate grand order

oh it was about fucking time they slapped some extra effects on cu alter's guts

#anyway i love cuchulainn

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orange-catsidy

sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so

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punkportmt

#fate series #dunky donut

not too big on the cu alter animation update tbh because i think modern fgo animations layer on way too much vfx to the point where it drowns out the actual movement being made but there's one where he stabs himself and explodes into spikes so i can't complain too much

#anyway i love cuchulainn

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Follow-up to the Phantom animation update is that in his strengthening released today, the final enemy was Prince of Lanling. It took like five years or something but your post about Phantom's immense homicidal intent towards mask to cover pretty face man has come true.

he's a solidly okay unit with animations that reference his source material now and it only took 11 years of him being complete dogshit <3 big day for all 5 phantom fans who still play the game

#scarfdyedshadow #king of asks

perform your task tuesday posting right as i was about to start slacking on my task. knowing yourself is half the battle

#anyway i love cuchulainn

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