two days for sping beak????!!

the flu also CAUSES HEART ATTACKS!!! a person is 6x more likely to have a heart attack in the week after they've had the flu. best way to prevent that is to prevent them from getting the flu in the first place.

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mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

shitty fanfic by the one and true rocky would be a hoot. rocky gets really into star wars or mass effect and makes his damsel in distress humansona have relations with a hunky [insert species of exoskeleton-having bug people] and when grace finds out hes like well okay buddy you have fun im not going to examine that.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

Hollywood really could have that category