A Frightful Hobgoblin

if i wanted to get more stupider i'd go to jupiter

ugh, put those away you slut

i think this building is legally a seagoing vessel

can you imagine being six years old and walking across this (bouncing, creaking) wooden catwalk suspended over a fatal open void every single morning in the fog. thats why im like this. i dont think the other kids were aware of what exactly we were being asked to do but i usually took the time to actually look down, and think about it

we didn't really have any voids but the number of crevices i imagined my tiny body hurtling into was astounding. Lots of metal railings to bounce off on the way down

i think that's john rhys-davies actually

i think this building is legally a seagoing vessel

"My mate Paul says they're burning me at the stake, which is mental, because i like them medium rare at best"

JINKIES

trying to find a way to phrase this in a way that doesn't make me sound like an ass but i think some of the things yall claim are trans culture are actually just things you and your friends like that you've decided are universal for some reason

i need everyone to know that this post was inspired by seeing a transmasc claim that making fun of bad ukulele covers is transandrophobia because it's transmasc culture

no that tracks actually

i think a man being handsome is more predictive of his being a dumbass than a woman being beautiful. and someday i'll finally have the NHS research funding to prove it

men are already playing on easy mode, so a beautiful man could show up to work with his trousers on his head and still have someone praise his spreadsheets

Almost certainly Walter Wolff, who was pseudonymised as Otto Nowak in Goodbye to Berlin

formal menswear enthusiasts want to slut it up so bad but they're frightened. so they wear shirt-stays and sock garters under their clothes. this is my scientific theory it's making waves in the guyologist world right now

the bit in red dwarf S2 where rimmer's female doppelganger calls him a little slut for crossing his legs and making sure she can see his sock suspenders lives in my head rent-free

roughly 14 out of these 20 factors is literally true, but i wont tell you which ones :)

i will sex myself to death

happy vulnerable state alert for steve, everybody !!

nuance; truthteller also looks like a gd minion