King Of Pathetic Men

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

This is absolutely monstrous and ripping me to shreds- no notes, absolutely flawless idea, and executed brilliantly. The art speaks for itself- I would love to see the other full designs for the pressed Flowers, but quite frankly im just glad getting to see this incredible idea to begin with.

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke.

Mods… change the smell of his parents house.

look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?

FRIEND will eventually defect and join the Delta Warriors when Eram tries switching it from wet to dry food

game idea: one of the enemy types you can encounter is dog type. you can tell if an enemy has this type because it will either be called a "doggy" or a "puppy". they will drop dog enzymes and dog medicine. dog medicine can be used on an enemy dog to heal it mid-battle, which provides no benefit to the player

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

pjackk had such a rough life

Everyone fucking hated pjackk until the CIA killed him. Now the government wants to make a national holiday for him and name major avenues in cities after him

i didn't hate him i don't even hate fuckedelf i am an ally

?? There’s so much to hate about both of those entities. Disgusting, sticky (pjackk said so himself, and fuckedelf well he’s covered in something that is sticky) putrid, pathetic, slutty, etc.

In not coverd in nuthin I get tested weeky so am clean🧊🧊 4 my hubbys

letd go eat parts of that guys car

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage