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dragongirlsweetie

game idea: one of the enemy types you can encounter is dog type. you can tell if an enemy has this type because it will either be called a "doggy" or a "puppy". they will drop dog enzymes and dog medicine. dog medicine can be used on an enemy dog to heal it mid-battle, which provides no benefit to the player

pjackk

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

segamascott

pjackk had such a rough life

thesecretuncle

Everyone fucking hated pjackk until the CIA killed him. Now the government wants to make a national holiday for him and name major avenues in cities after him

segamascott

i didn't hate him i don't even hate fuckedelf i am an ally

dogpuppy

?? There’s so much to hate about both of those entities. Disgusting, sticky (pjackk said so himself, and fuckedelf well he’s covered in something that is sticky) putrid, pathetic, slutty, etc.

fuckedelf

In not coverd in nuthin I get tested weeky so am clean🧊🧊 4 my hubbys

threedollarsdotcom

letd go eat parts of that guys car

mrhealyourgirl

popfizzles

could you show us ur blogsonas perhaps?

the many faces of me

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yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps

Cartoon Cowboy Boy NAmed Beebbop Di Beppo. His Signater Cactch Phrase: “Hah… Guess I Shotcha”

dogpuppy

epicsause-official

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

themysteriousmurasamecastle

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

dogpuppy

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pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Voting ended onJul 11

pangur-and-grim

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

bitchfitch

I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

bitchfitch

it is it's nature to Be In The Way.

ecurps

Just... Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap 'em up, then move them out of the way.

bitchfitch

the consequences of doing that:

bitchfitch

just needed to make a conclusion to this

bitchfitch

tbh this post is Just for the it/its crowd now. keep shining.

(but for real it makes me happy other it/its folks are getting a lil joy out of an it/its character like. casually existing and having a fun gender.)

bitchfitch

I get asked this a lot surprisingly

bitchfitch

unyieldingsilence

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votivemanatee0

we are it, we are the queen

bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

secondbeatsongs

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

relelvance

He's so 40-year-old-twink coded like I know Yosemite Sam had that kitty oinking

relelvance

Are you guys mad at me

toskarin

just cracked a can and said "oh right I forgot to shake it" and you will not believe what happened next

toskarin

that's right: I was cut apart and cannibalised

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