King Of Pathetic Men

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

its really funny to me that the knight is susceptible to crashing into walls. i just never considered that

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

it's crazy how bad food tastes when you forget to salt it. sorry I can't eat this without some tiny rocks #myrocks

oh fuck the solarpunks just seedbombed a courthouse

[suicidal cowboy] this town aint big enough for the one of me

7 jojobeans has nearly the same effectiveness of a single gagobear with only half the carcinogens

the world's smallest bug can do anything it sets its mind to do you fucking understand me

youre in the circus while my money is reaching Amazing Digits