King Of Pathetic Men

all the best weed in america comes from a single farm run by the last bigfoot in existence

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Schism? Schism today?

Wow, I didn't have "catholic schism" on my 2026 bingo card

its really funny to me that the knight is susceptible to crashing into walls. i just never considered that

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

it's crazy how bad food tastes when you forget to salt it. sorry I can't eat this without some tiny rocks #myrocks

oh fuck the solarpunks just seedbombed a courthouse

[suicidal cowboy] this town aint big enough for the one of me

7 jojobeans has nearly the same effectiveness of a single gagobear with only half the carcinogens

the world's smallest bug can do anything it sets its mind to do you fucking understand me