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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

I like when someone invents a new and disturbing way to Decorate Wrong

the place I work at remodeled these split gendered restrooms into “inclusive restrooms” and never told us what they meant while construction was ongoing. I need you to know every atom of potential criticism or whining that could’ve happened disappeared when people found out this meant we got 10 fully separate private bathrooms with sinks inside. I’ve not heard a single person crack a joke about the inclusive signage. this is the world TERFs are trying to steal from you

everywhere i go everyone compliments me on the particle cannons i attached to my body. they say things like "those look effective against armored targets, and also very precise" and then i blush cutely and obliterate a scrap car

"thanks I installed them myself 😊💜"

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

what if we stopped making Ambiguously Brown Character and started actually thinking about the race and ethnic features of the characters we made? what if instead of drawing a character that looks like you painted a white character brown, we started varying noses, lips, eyes, and hair? just a thought

my favorite pokemon is the purple little freak

im all for making fun of powerscalers but i do actually get bothered by instant loss stuff where they choose a female character who would not lose like that. like makima would not lose to some faceless guy thats ooc and taking me out of the enjoyment of this instant loss 2-koma. pick (or make) a male character who would win, or pick a female character who would actually lose.

id accept makima getting instant lossed by a faceless woman though

if you want a csm character who would instant lose power is right there

If staff reformed the ban system to stop banning trans women and used the resulting good will to re-introduce pornography, this site would become a juggernaut. It would swallow Twitter whole.