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I would love to experience instant loss but my extensive martial arts training has yet to result in defeat. Such is the path of the warrior.

"Play toys with me or you're gay"

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

CATGIRL REVIVAL LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A lot of "mental health issues" disappear when bills are paid, rent is secure, and the fridge is full. Peace is expensive. And pretending money doesn't affect mental health is privilege.

i love the miasma #MyAsma

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried