holy code

I have radar. It's like gaydar but for Ra

little miss instant loss bait would—wait, she actually didn’t fold? she fully resisted, like, for real? holy shit. uhhhhhh. i’ve gotta reevaluate the rest of this post now fuck

little miss 100k word bad end lesbian mindbreak novel would like to tell you she hates you with every fiber of her being and that she’ll see her friends again no matter the cost

i'll really have to reread csm part 1 again at some point but my impression at the time was 'makima is right' and everything i've seen since then has only made that seem more true.

such an interesting take on the utterly ruthless utilitarianish archetype... unlike most of them, her plan will almost certainly work. unlike most of them, her victims are the characters we care most about. she's not bloodless or detached, she likes hurting them! and it would still be pretty unambiguously better for the world if she won.

"would omelas have been justified if the child was a subby teenage boy"

okay let's say she thinks things through and gets rid of hunger first tho

i'll really have to reread csm part 1 again at some point but my impression at the time was 'makima is right' and everything i've seen since then has only made that seem more true.

such an interesting take on the utterly ruthless utilitarianish archetype... unlike most of them, her plan will almost certainly work. unlike most of them, her victims are the characters we care most about. she's not bloodless or detached, she likes hurting them! and it would still be pretty unambiguously better for the world if she won.

"would omelas have been justified if the child was a subby teenage boy"

got followed by a default pfp with no bio that does nothing but rt yuri and furry art. you know what you might be a bot but you're cool. I'll tolerate the robot lesbians

update: the robot lesbian is currently dozed off with it's arms around me. funny how that works out.

mike’s hard problem of consciousness

Who wants to hear a DIY tiling pro tip that the experts won't tell you

Yes!

Do not drop your phone into the bucket of tile adhesive. This step is actually completely unnecessary and massively complicates the tiling process.

You say this but my uncle is a tiler and he swears by the “drop phone in putty bucket” technique. I think you’re just posting this for clout

Your uncle is caught up in a tradition that he was taught as an apprentice that he never questioned. Modern putty doesn't require phone, the formula has changed.

MY uncle says some customers still demand the phone putty technique because it "doesn't look right otherwise"

Drop an empty phone case in and those customers can't tell the fucking difference because there is no fucking difference.

This never stops being hilarious

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?