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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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obligatory intro post
eka // it/its or she/her // old enough to remember when something awful was where the cool kids hung out
non-spiritual robotkin/dollkin. more stuff under the readmore.
sometimes i Discourse, tagged #discourse. feel free to ignore or filter that out
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— Charlotte's Web
SOME PIG—IGNORE HIS PICKUP LINES. HES A GOOD GUY JUST GOT INTO SOME WEIRD PARTS OF THE INTERNET AND NOW IS INSISTENT THE RIGHT LINE IS WHAT WILL WORK. I PROMISE HIS VIEWS ON WOMEN ARE NORMAL—I'VE KNOWN HIM MOST OF MY LIFE—HONESTLY I THINK HE JUST LIKES THE JOKES. I'M NOT GONNA SAY "GIVE HIM A CHANCE" BECAUSE IT'S NOT LIKE HE DESERVES YOU BUT YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT BEING LONELY AND I DO THINK HE'D BE A GOOD FIT. ANYHOW THANKS FOR THE AMPHETAMINES THEY'VE BEEN WORKING A TREAT
it is a very weird experience having a fancy Claude subscription at work because this is the first time in my career where I have work access to straight up better tools than I have in my personal life that I would actually want. in the past it's been like "okay at $work I have access to free GitHub macOS runners but I don't need that, and work pays for fancy IDEs but I use emacs anyway" but like. when I fuck around with Nix stuff at home I'm like "man I bet Claude could have solved this by now"
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pjack is resurrected on the third day of pride. consider that.
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
this on the bedspread
This as every wallpaper
Wow guys, we’ve really come together to make this House MD into a Home MD 💙
@alessmargi
summer on Kepler-452b means painting rainbow stripes on the side of your medium enforcement mech and supplementing the Willy Pete with glitter.
you're new. you were a stationer, an orbital kid raised on scant oxygen, and you fuss about operational efficiency. "don't worry about it," everyone explained. "it's tradition." Command authorizes it every year. a company mechanic read you the bulletin for this local year. the bulletin says the same thing she did: it's a chain of tradition stretching centuries and thousands of light years back to a holiday on the motherwell. Old Terra herself.
"but why? what does it all mean? why rainbows? why glitter?"
"don't worry about it, kitten. nobody really knows."
"Handler!" you gasp. you didn't hear him come in. you're so lucky to have him here. he's always so busy, but if he's willing to make time for you despite your silly questions, maybe your secret goal isn't as unrealistic as it seems sometimes.
he gently ruffles your hair. "all we know is, for as long as mankind has been settling the scattered worlds, in the summer, we wear rainbows, and we say the words. it's a celebration of everything we have to be proud of. happy pride, kitten. just say it with me."
"happy pride," you say, smiling, as you fall into his warm and comforting lap and get comfortable with a bit of strategic wiggling.
you still don't know what the deal is, but if he doesn't care, you suppose you don't need to either. you'll pack your incendiaries and tracers with sparkly multi-hued foil bits and have the maintenance crew update your paint scheme, just like everyone else does. whatever gets you through your tour in his good graces so you can settle down to the real work: getting out of the cockpit, bearing the next generation of pilots, and raising them to someday work with handlers nearly as good as yours.
you briefly look over, smug, at the mechanic. this is your handler, not hers. mechanics don't have handlers; how would that even work? whatever the hell "happy pride" means, you're almost certain you'll be having a happier pride than her. □
HORNET
HORNET VS BEE
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HORNET VS BEE 6
HORNET VS BEE 7 - get collared idiot
Men in combat muddy squirm on the ground wet wet wet and its all just to imoregnate🥺
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“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”
“….—only seven days in a week.”
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“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“
I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens
posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Transing Archangel Submission by WillWeaverRVA
let's swap places with mortis chan
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finally some relatable content on ig
Gotta refuel
