I'm going to win artfight

Art sideblog ^ contains lots of pretty girls

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

What I love about ducks is that they really do quack. It’s not just hype.

To be honest music might be one of the things

sorry i'm still angry about this but if your excuse for not caring about female characters is because you're not sexually attracted to them you are exactly 0 degrees of rhetorical separation from a redditor whining about how his favourite video game is now "too woke" because the women don't show enough skin

happy pride month to it/its users!!! always remember: anyone who ignores that you don't use they/them because they don't wanna gender you correctly sucks and you should kill them

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design, so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

sometimes when a real horny post thats typed like this crosses my dash mommy stares at it in confusion trying to figure out what the joke is but there is no joke. some people really jack off to this