I'm going to win artfight

Art sideblog ^ contains lots of pretty girls

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

hey kid. im a computah. stop all the downloadin 

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

T-shirt that says "I'M SORRY FOR THE PERSON I BECOME WHEN I'M OVERHEATED"

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks

snnnnzzzzz

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

Gonna start making stories where all the cisgendered characters are evil and their evilness is explicitly linked to them being cisgendered

I'm playing correspondence chess with my brother and don't feel like making a move tonight but wanted to make sure I did it tomorrow, so I wrote "move against brother" in my TODO list before realizing that sounds kind of insane.

#AncientPrinceProblems

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done

#Make Racists Scared Again 2026

Share if you want people to know they should be scared to be racist around you 👊🏾

It's ironic racism comes from those that fear others. We humans are weird when it comes to the complexities of how we interact with those we see as different. It's why I believe showing kindness to others where it's most appropriate and does the most good helps far more then spreading more hate and anger to those we think deserve it. That's not to say every situation has to be met with kindness or that anger doesn't have its place, just that the end goal should be making everyone feel safe and accepted. Perhaps it's too optimistic a viewpoint, but it's one that keeps me going.

I failed to notice the original tweet below and i just assumed this post was just about the artistic process in general, not nsfw art specifically, and just accepted that yeah sometimes you gotta rub that thang till the job is done