I'm going to win artfight

Art sideblog ^ contains lots of pretty girls

Just heard a coworker shout I 💥 NEED A 💥 MARGA 💥 RITA 💥 from the lobby. So I'm sure everything is fine out there.

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick

people need to learn the difference between reclamation and being a bigot, if you can reclaim one of these terms by being neurodivergent or disabled yourself, it doesn’t give you the right to use it hatefully, it’s still ableism if you’re using terms to hurt others under the guise of reclaiming them

does anyone else’s moral ocd manifest in the form of you scrutinizing the way that YOU feel about pieces of media, e.g. you really enjoyed something but you see other people saying they disliked it for reasons x and y, and you suddenly feel you have to justify to YOURSELF in your own head WHY you liked it and WHY it’s okay that you liked it and yet still feeling like for some reason your opinion and their opinion can’t coexist because you simply MUST be wrong and therefore a bad person and also stupid. or is it just me

hi welcome to ocd simulator; there is not a gun in your backpack. but also you should check. also dont go through any metal detectors. but also dont be obvious about it because you have a gun. but also you dont and dont Check because that also makes it seem like you have a gun. no i know you have a tiny cross chest bag. its just a really tiny gun.

(person who suspects they have ocd voice): what if every time i think something is an ocd symptom im actually faking it and stereotyping and ruining the lives of people with real ocd and im a terrible person

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

my disservice dog is trying to lick the salt off my mall pretzel

OP sorry to crash your post but was your favourite boba kiosk the boba yaga thing???