I'm going to win artfight

Art sideblog ^ contains lots of pretty girls

hit her gpt-spot by accident and she started saying we weren't just having sex, we were teaching a masterclass on pleasure

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

beams u with my fucking cutie pie ray

why tf. Man. I was just chilling.

hmmmmm.... this shitpost from a user i dont know seems like a warm, safe place to lay an overshare egg 🥚

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

i wish shapes were like bugs and you could just get like a circle infestation in your house or something. fuck ive got bed triangles fuuuck. this could solve everything

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s