I'm going to win artfight

Art sideblog ^ contains lots of pretty girls

Smug face of a free man

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

I'm gonna be honest I'm growing more and more tired of dating advice that prioritizes throwing out the whole man rather than giving people an opportunity to better themselves. Because it is no longer restricted to like toxic behavior and obvious red flags. Instead this advice is given even when that person merely lacks some life experience or something that they could develop or change. We are treating people like products on a shelf.

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

Not to sound like hello kitty but eating cookies with your friends is lowkey a vibe

It's never too late to escape from the secret underground government facility you were raised and go on a telekinetic rampage across the city before mysteriously disappearing into the woods

okay actually shout out to the one person who tagged this post Mewtwo, everyone else can go home

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful