when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to
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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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The word “Eldritch“ is likely derived from old Scottish “elphrish“ by way of the old english “Elld-“ meaning “beyond,” literally translating to “from lands beyond.“
The antonym could be constructed with the old English prefix “Cun-“ to create “Cunnritch“ meaning “from lands known.“
The construction could also be “Cuthritch” depending on how you want to translate the gender rules in old English.
actually, old english does have a word for “native realm”: eþelrice, pronounced ‘ethelritch’. surprisingly similar lol
Aye but the prefix for “Elld-” had connotations of knowledge and understanding which I felt was essential to keep for an antonym, thus I am serving “Cun-”
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Emeraldine Moth (Ceroctena amynta), family Erebidae, Brazil
photograph by Enio Branco
Cuvier tropic snail
Tropidophora Cuvieriana
The kinda snail that tucks up and spins at 10,000 RPM to dash at you in a forest level

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Looking back on 2020, I think it's hilarious that Wellerman of all shanties is the one that blew up online. It's not a song about life on the high seas or adventuring
It's the "Where the fuck is my delivery" song
Full trailer for 'Pickmon', an open-world survival game that looks like 'Pokémon' and 'Palworld', except monster capturing is done with “cards”
Tell me that's not Link. Blue tunic and everything.
Oh hello Ceruledge
Wait
Roadhog!??
Poiss(on)titution
Do people even know how casually and pervasively U.S. christians believe actual witchcraft and demons are a tangible everyday threat? Because it should be horrifying that these people just walk around thinking that way.
This isn't harmless religious freedom, it's an untreated ongoing mass hysteria dangerous enough that these people have zero business ever touching any form of educational work, medical work, law enforcement or politics and yet they outright dominate those last two. Your local state senators quite possibly think little goblins from hell are as real as like, seagulls. And they think you're possesed and brainwashed under their* influence for not agreeing with them.
*the demons, not the seagulls...but maybe?

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Today's wasp of the day is Charterginus fulvus!
Credits: photo 1, photo 2
Someone is sticking papier-mâché starfish under leaves in the Amazon. If you want to meet the artist(s), you'll likely find them hanging out between the leaf base and the structure, peering over the edge to protect their masterpiece. Their design inspiration is not understood yet, but we do know where they source their materials. With the addition of locally sourced lichen (the white spots seen on the nests), the majority of the structure is made out of the fuzz found on cecropia trees. This gives the nest an almost felted wool like texture.
Stars under the rainforest canopies
fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years
this is the funniest phono-semantic loanword ive seen
filibuster -> feilibashituo "spending energy to drag things out"
i looked up more examples of this, and these have to be my favorite. the power of the phrase "myriad dimensional net" is immense
I love it when media fucks up the wording of the Rasputin disclaimer and ends up with shit like "any resemblance to people or locations living or dead is coincidental". I'd love to know what committing libel against a dead location would entail.
Fuck the Fiesta Mall in Mesa, AZ. I heard it ate someone once.
this sea sucks shit. it doesnt even have any scrolls im sure
#Sorry what do you mean “rasputin disclaimer” (via @big-condiments-official)
For once I'm not actually doing a bit; those "any resemblance to real persons living or dead" disclaimers genuinely exist because of Rasputin.
(In brief, the 1932 MGM Studios film Rasputin and the Empress is a dramatisation of the life and times of Grigori Rasputin which is partially adapted from the personal memoirs of Felix Yusupov, one of the principal conspirators responsible for Rasputin's assassination. The film, which was heavily marketed as being based on real events, falsely claims that Rasputin fucked Yusupov's wife, Princess Irina Alexandrovna. As both Yusupov and Princess Irina were still alive at the time, they jointly sued MGM for libel – and won. This is actually, literally the reason the practice of including those disclaimers was taken up.)
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.
The Lord sheareth me.
“Jesus Shaves”

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I keep thinking this! very frustrating
fuck!
I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life