Welcome to the Duchy

Character who's 100% down to fuck the eldritch abomination but still has raised-Christian hangups about non-reproductive sex trying to figure out which of their partner's multifarious writhing orifices is morally okay to stick their dick in.

Yeah even if you have perfect color vision the "flavored" is invisible depending on the ambient lighting, I couldn't believe the audacity???

And it's so much work and just...cynical duplicity to avoid coming up with a brand name, too. They could have called it "Papa Sauce" or whatever and avoided this entire debacle in favor of an entirely different and far funnier debacle.

Me, who has only seen sea otters and river otters: what the hell kind of a thing is that??

Freshwater jagueasel (jaguar weasel)

Also i highly recommend getting a gaggle of friends together and scrolling through the piles and piles of archived winamp skins together. Peak experience.

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

Yes it all sounds goofy as hell to modern ears, but when you're trying to record and codify your liege lord's Extremely Important Personal Brand with its Very Specific Composition of colors, shapes, and animals, you're going to need extremely precise language!