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Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando
fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

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steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower
Proboscis Bat Rhynchonycteris naso
It is found from southern Mexico to Belize, Peru, Venezuela, Bolivia and Brazil, as well as in Trinidad. The bats are nocturnal, sleeping during the day in an unusual formation: most of them line up, one after another, on a branch or wooden beam, nose to tail, in a straight row.
In the photo, the two bats on the lower left are carrying young.
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I really love how dedicated these guys are to queuing.
Did you know that the best way to make people instant experts on ecology is to say that mosquitoes are important and driving them extinct would be bad?
The Minotaur

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Theseus and The Minotaur
a thing for mermay i guess
Questionable game idea: RPG with an incredibly in-depth character designer. Unbeknownst to players, every limb dimension slider position, eye color hex value, and facial polygon vertex influences your character's stat growth in powerful but unintuitive ways. Whether it was an in-joke by the developers or a happy accident, the optimal build for the meta-defining endgame content starts with transfem catgirl Aziz Ansari.

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Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean
I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.
This is fucking killing me
Golp: a roundel purpure.
Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning
Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:
Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!
Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡
Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️
Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴
Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢
Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵
Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣
Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️
If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.
Yes it all sounds goofy as hell to modern ears, but when you're trying to record and codify your liege lord's Extremely Important Personal Brand with its Very Specific Composition of colors, shapes, and animals, you're going to need extremely precise language!
Why does he have Bernie Sanders on his passenger door?
Happy Pride Month to those two women dancing together in the foreground of the boat scene in Godzilla (1954).
I’m sorry your romantic foibles were overshadowed by a big ass atomic lizard thing.
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Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
grug dont have to change!

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Isaac Asimovs SF Magazine, August 1980 (Stephen Fabian)
“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it
Holy Shit