Welcome to the Duchy

Yes it all sounds goofy as hell to modern ears, but when you're trying to record and codify your liege lord's Extremely Important Personal Brand with its Very Specific Composition of colors, shapes, and animals, you're going to need extremely precise language!

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

Also the amulet

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

Holy Shit

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

I've never had the same dream twice in all my life, but I experience an odd phenomenon where the moment I *realize* I'm dreaming, I falsely believe I've had this same dream many times, I get upset about it worrying why I'm always having the same dream, the stress of that wakes me up, and only then realize the dream was in fact brand new. Does anyone else have this?? It also happens as I'm falling asleep, with whatever thoughts or songs might be stuck in my head. I'll wake back up distraught that the same thing has been on my mind every time I've ever tried to fall asleep, then in two seconds I remember that isn't the case at all.

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.