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Gets stuck in the past and makes a random village get way smarter and less violent in a generational sense because I keep smacking people over the head with a stick and telling them that it’s the devil’s metal whenever they try to use lead for something in my presence and there develops a very niche regionalized superstition that an angry warlock will jump out of a tree and beat the shit out of you if you touch lead with your bare hands

Gets excommunicated by the Catholic Church for telling people that they can banish the devil from their water if they boil it therefore saving hundreds of people from a cholera outbreak but I don’t care and keep trying to convince the locals to use soap more often

You can detest someone and still take no joy in their suffering/death. You don’t have to mourn, but when a human dies it should not be a cause for celebration. Even if their death was thoroughly deserved, yes, even if they were so vile in life that their death brings relief and renewed hope for better days. I am not talking about any particular people or group or country, I’ve seen this attitude across the political spectrum and it’s a bit sickening. Reject the idea that some people are so perverse that they become inhuman. Once we normalize dehumanization of political opponents, you can be dehumanized too.

i know that it was simply not easy to communicate quickly across the atlantic circa 1860s but if my sister showed up back home after her year in france accompanied by my childhood best friend who also had proposed to me and announced to everyone that they had gotten married without telling anyone i would be mad lol

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

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