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Previously screwtornadowarningsimsouthern.
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tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom
Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "Where did they get it?"
Activist: "What?"
Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."
Activist: "From... eating?"
Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."
Activist: "The soil?"
Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."
Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."
Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."
Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."
Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."
Activist: "It's not that simple."
Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
In King Ludwig II’s defense, if I had basically infinite discretionary funds, was accountable to absolutely no one, and was king of a country full of picturesque landscapes, you couldn’t stop me from building myself a big gay fairytale castle on a mountaintop either.
This post is spreading and I feel bad about it because it contains misinformation, so for the record: Ludwig II did not in fact have infinite discretionary funds. He only acted as if he did. He never dipped into the public coffers for his building projects, but he spent his own fortune extravagantly and borrowed heavily from everyone he could think of. By 1885, the year before his death, he was 14 million marks in debt.
~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~
I always find this inspiring because try to name another prince of a German state. What did the rulers of Hamberg do? The Grand Duchy of Hesse? Gone with the wind, no one knows them anymore. But Mad Lad Ludwig built a top 5 most famous castle in the entire world. Money is fake, castles are real. Go broke and die like a winner.
EXCUSE ME, this is still wrong. He built 3.
Neuschwanstein, literally the inspo for the castles in Disney's Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella
Hohenschwangau, the practical castle
Linderhof, the final, the smallest, and the MOST fab.
Every room is incredible and the park is beautiful, but shoutout to The Bedroom, the biggest room
The Hall of Mirrors, which he probably wandered by candle light because he was a serious night owl
The Dining Room, with a wishing table that lowers to the kitchen, and rises with a crank, returning magically full of food
The Venus Grotto, constructed for the sole use of Ludwig to larp to his heart's content
A full artificial cave, it features a waterfall, fake stalactites, and a custom-designed swan boat floating on an artificial lake. The first electricity in Bavaria was generated here, to change the colors of the stage lights and to power Ludwig's fountain and wave machine.
Now THAT'S ~ ✨✨ 14 million marks in debt ✨✨~
I love that- and I cannot emphasize this enough -none of this was tax money
the public paid for zero of his fairytale castle hobby
rare European monarch W as far as spending money lavishly goes

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That’s completely fucking awesome!
I have complicated feelings about marine mammals in captivity but (a) this seal’s tango ability deserves recognition and (b) I’m inclined to think that this level of coordination suggests the seal legitimately enjoys it.
Alaska’s passive-aggressive map of the United States
It is ridiculous to take on a man's job just in order to be able to say that "a woman has done it -- yah!" The only decent reason for tackling any job is that it is your job, and you want to do it.
Dorothy L. Sayers, Are Women Human?
"I'm always so glad when a woman accomplishes something." "Why?" demanded Sarah ferociously. [...] "It's so nice that women are able to do things." "I don't agree," said Sarah. "It's nice when any human being is able to accomplish something worthwhile. Doesn't matter a bit whether it's a man or a woman. Why should it? [...] I'm sorry, but I do hate this differentiation between the sexes. 'The modern girl has a thoroughly businesslike attitude to life.' That sort of thing. It's not a bit true! Some girls are businesslike and some aren't. Some men are sentimental and muddle-headed, others are clear-headed and logical. There are just different types of brains.”
Agatha Christie, Appointment with Death
pure passion for this movie has overtaken me, so here is some art with an aggressive amount of symbolism, to mitski of course 🙂↕️
Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

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bro i don’t mean to alarm you but i think our souls are connected. yeah man, i think it’s permanent.
Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
the reviews are in
A few weeks after it is revealed to the galaxy that Vader has a son in my Welcome to the Club AU. Some rebel factions don't take kindly to the truth that children of high ranking Imperials were walking amongst them and decided to take their anger out on the one they knew about: Zev.
Luke was standing in front of Zev, arms held out to shield him from the crowd that was shouting and jeering and throwing random stuff at them.
"Son of Hoth's Butcher!"
"Imperial Scum!"
"Spy!"
Shouts rang out from all around and it was all Luke could do to keep his concentration on keeping Zev safe. He used the Force to catch projectiles in mid air and drop them to the ground, and he used himself to keep the crowd from progressing on the kid any further.
"Why do you protect him, Skywalker? You were on Hoth!"
The anger Luke had been holding at bay snapped. "Unlike the lot of you, I don't judge someone based on the actions of their family!"
"This Imperial scum worked with his father to kill us!"
"And now he is one of us!"
The crowd, frustrated by Luke's answers, pushed forward and Luke pushed them back with the Force. Fed up with the prejudice of his fellow rebels, he turned around, grabbed Zev, and jumped clear over the crowd, intent on escaping and getting Rivoche or Leia involved.
"If you are protecting this piece of Imperial scum, would you protect Vader's Son?" The question rang out in the hanger right as Luke reached the doors.
He shouldn't have turned around and answered. He should have let the question rest unresolved. In fact, Luke should have gotten himself and Zev clear of the crowd long before now so the question wouldn't be asked in the first place.
"I would protect Vader's son the way I would protect any other rebel," Luke's answer rang through the hanger; unwise and thoughtless as it was, it was the truth, and Luke was the son of Anakin Skywalker and Darth Vader.
Lying wasn't an option.
Of course, they had to get out rather quickly after that, and the two ended up hiding for the rest of the day in Leia's office. Luke snuck away occasionally to retrieve snacks and sweets for the three of them, but the rest of the day was spent holed up with Leia, helping her with paperwork and distracting her from her frustrations with jokes and laughter.
After Zev fell asleep on her sofa, she turned to Luke, expression haunted. "The two of you will need to leave this base. At least temporarily."
Luke pulled a blanket over the sleeping kid and shifted his head so it rested on a pillow. "I know. I wanted to avoid thinking about it for a while, but I knew it as soon as we fled the hanger."
"I've been talking with Rivoche and Mothma. There's a small base that could use some pilots out near Tatooine. I know Zev can't fly missions yet, but he is almost of age and would be an excellent asset."
Luke shot her a wry glance. "Out near Tatooine, huh?"
Leia smiled. "Two birds with one stone. We have new identities for you both. Brothers, escaping radial Imperial parents who don't take kindly to free thinkers."
"I'm guessing these imperial parents are nowhere near the notoriety of General Veers and Darth Vader?"
"You would be correct. You mother is a long-time supporter of Emperor Palpatine, and your father works as a paper pusher for a planetary government and wants to see the Rebellion destroyed for causing him more paperwork."
"When do we leave?"
"First thing in the morning."
The two sat next to each other on the empty sofa across from the one Zev was asleep on.
"I'm glad Rivoche has been helping you and Zev through the therapy group. You've been doing a lot better since you joined."
"Thank you for introducing me to them," Luke pressed his shoulder against Leia's. "I'll do my best to get Han back."
"I'll get you Lando's current number so you two can communicate directly."
The two of them sat in silence for a little while longer, not looking forward to being apart from each other again. Since the events of Bespin, they hadn't been away from each other for more than a few hours at a time. The coming separation would hurt, even though it was necessary while tempers ran hot.
Eventually, Leia stood and commanded that Luke get some sleep while she finalized details for his and Zev's transfer and trip. Luke fell asleep on the couch, safe knowing there wasn't anything Leia wouldn't do for those she considered family.
i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

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trying something new this year called the Mosquito Bucket Challenge!
it's an initiative being pushed by Homegrown National Park as an alternative to mosquito spraying and pesticides
the key concept is intentionally attracting mosquitos to buckets with standing water, but adding mosquito dunks to prevent them from successfully reproducing
mosquito dunks are a product containing a bacteria called Bti, which prevents larvae from developing into adult mosquitos
Bti does not affect most other animals/insects, and is thus safe for wildlife and pollinators! you can find mosquito dunks easily online or at home improvement stores
so basically, you fill the bucket up with organic material like leaves, add water and a quarter of a mosquito dunk once a month....and that's about it! you also use a wire cover or a "rescue stick" to prevent other creatures from falling into the bucket and not being able to climb out
Homegrown National Park is encouraging people to decorate their buckets to help spread the word, but i am lazy so Lowe's logo and a tumblr post it is
we can talk about the important role mosquitos play in ecosystems, but the reality is that many people won't tolerate high numbers of mosquitos in their yards. this is an easy and low-cost alternative to much more harmful control methods – a bucket, mosquito dunks and some chicken wire cost me a total of about $20!
you can read more about the Mosquito Bucket Challenge here! please consider reblogging or making a bucket this year 🐝
Random writing tips that my history professor just told during class that are actually helpful
Download all your sources or print them so you can turn off your wifi
Give your phone to someone
Just. WRITE. Writing is analysing, you’ll get more ideas as you write. It doesn’t need to be perfect, for now you can just blurt out words and ideas randomly. You can fix it later.
Create a skeleton/structure before writing.
Stop before you get exhausted. It’s best to stop writing when you still have some energy and inspiration left, this will also motivate you to get started again next time.
Make a to do list
Work in bite sizes. Even if it’s not much, as long as you put some ideas on paper or do some editing.
Simple language =/= boring language, simple language = clear language.
Own your words. If they are not your words, state this clearly in the text, not just in the footnotes.
STOP BEFORE YOU GET EXHAUSTED. Listing it again because it’s easily one of the best tips a teacher has ever given me.