Books, Christianity, And Hobbies

i knew as soon as i read the first sentence where this post was going and it did NOT dissapoint.

is this writing advice or life tips I'm confused

this is a life hack because ever since home ec was cut from school curriculums people are growing up without practical life skills

Excuse me did you just imply belly scars aren't sexy

No, but a dueling scar across the belly isn’t cool. A dueling scar is only cool if you don’t have to show it off. There are lots of reasons you might have a sexy belly scar and all of them are cooler than “lost a duel”, because a dueling scar that isn’t specifically on your face is an embarrassing waste of a duel.

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

So this has been sitting on my drafts for over a month and I have to tell you that this post has fundamentally changed me as a person and I will never be the same again

i wish people would stop romanticizing not eating breakfast and not getting enough sleep and being dependent on coffee to function and always being in a bad mood and treating yourself poorly because that behavior is very unhealthy for you

These are fucking amazing

THANK YOU FOR SOURCES

You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

walking into a fandom tag and leaving with 10 new users added to my block list

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I mean Bat’s whole situation can be summed up as “Harvey I know you got it rough and i want to help you but I wouldn’t have to keep beating you up if you didn’t keep ROBBING THE FUCKING BANK”

Also not EVERYONE Batman fights is a mentally ill serial killer. Most are career criminals!! Black Mask, The Penguin, and King Shark are all MAJOR mafia crime bosses!! Bane is a flat out hired mercenary and Poisom Ivy is an eco-terrorist.

Also the audio quality is just way better and more consistent than Skype’s.

Discord uses it’s own servers to host calls instead of relying on a user host like skype :0