snad (snail dad)

top ten hi moments that will have you helloing

man what the hell

bro if you foreshadow your betrayal one more time i swear. i love you bro but can you stop hinting at the fact that you're gonna kill me

i love my evil advisor thats gonna backstab meeee <3<3<3<3<<3<3

lower back pain is actually the root of all evil

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…

i think there a lot of other animals we can hold that are not just horses

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