those hooks are sharp, huh?

less "this is going to take me forever to read" and more "i get to experience this world for longer"

one of the best parts of making up increasingly wild and specific aus with a friend is sending them posts like "this is sooo blorbo in torture chamber au number 15" and they reply back like "YESSS btw have i told you about my latest idea for how to torture them even more" and you get to enjoy a little snack and kick your feet with glee

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

DUDE OHHH MY GOD I'M GONNA SCREAM AND THROW UP THIS IS SO GOOD