Certified Evil Genius

outfit repeater, movie rewatcher, same post mutiple times reblogger

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

To be fair, “literacy” has always been code in leftist circles for “how well can you apply Marxism to a given work.”

u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

maybe the hand doing the feeding Wants to be bitten..

Hey man sorry for dying in your attic in the height of summer and making your house smell like rotting corpse lol

@whyoneartheven

We are the daughters of the women the black death couldn't kill.

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all