Certified Evil Genius

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

Care to show me where in the bible it promotes rape slavery and misogyny?

Midwits have a real problem telling the difference between “acknowledging the existence of in historical context” and “promoting” 🙄😑😮‍💨

Odd…Christianity was the religion that was maligned by Rome as being, “the religion for women and slaves,” since most converts were women and slaves…curious…I don’t think we’ll ever figure this out.

I killed the rat king of New York and inherited his throne by right of conquest or whatever, but I never took the rat oaths so I can speak to and command rats and they are compelled to obey, but they formally elected a rat president last year. I don't have any formal power in their social hierarchy but I have very real concrete magical power over them. I guess the title gets passed to my eldest son unless a rat kills me at some point.

all I use my powers for is making rats salute me when I walk by and they all hate it

i don't really understand where this myth that baking is some kind of arcane art comes from

i saw a youtube video titled "we tried baking a cake without a recipe" as if that's some amazing feat

discomfort is what happens when you are really and truly learning. we should all strive to experience the state where new ideas confront core belief systems. that’s where the magic happens.

Welcome to my twisted mind

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less