Hello! I am slowly figuring it out (I think). Godâs got this. Iâm a 23 year old woman. Christian, Evangelical Baptist, Bible student, fangirl, I love Star Wars, LotR, TĂP, MCR, and lots more. Pro-Jedi. Pro-life. Snuggler of the worldâs cutest cat.
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This is gonna be all random, but every time you post about the way the Ahsoka show writers suddenly gave Sabine Force-powers, I think about this, and just wondered if you had any thoughts about it, too.
Full disclosure, I haven't watched the Ahsoka show myself--my Star Wars viewing history currently consists of the original trilogy, the prequel trilogy, a few bits of the 1980's Ewok spinoff materials, the first three seasons of Rebels, and several episodes of the early Clone Wars (i.e. the ones I feel like watching that won't completely break my li'l clone-loving heart, lol). But, I pick up info about the other shows and movies and episodes via "internet osmosis." And I enjoy both your and our mutual elinorjaneofmanyfandoms' rants about the Ahsoka show!
And anyways. I've noticed this subtle⌠trend, or something, of certain groups thinking "If the character isn't a Force-sensitive AUDIENCES WON'T CARE!" You see it in weird internet arguments/criticisms of Star Wars, about it somehow being "elitist" because "characters aren't allowed to make a difference if they're not Jedi," or some rot. And you meanwhile see it in the opposite direction from some of the marketing campaigns themselves.
As a random example, I just picked up the "Clone Wars: Battle Tales" comic compilation, which was very clone-centric, and I bought it precisely BECAUSE of that (again, clone-lover speaking here, lol). Yet its cover prominently features Anakin, and the back blurb seems to emphasize the Jedi as "your favorite characters!", when they were in probably less than 20% of the panels.
âŚIt's like (semi-)outsiders, AND (some of) the people currently in charge of Star Wars, BOTH believe fans simply won't pay attention to characters who aren't Jedi/Force-sensitives. And that couldn't be more untrue--look at how many fans the clone troopers and the various Mandalorians have! Look at how many people care about Han and Leia and Hera and Kallus and Lando and Chewie and R2-D2 and C-3PO and Padme and Finn and Poe andâŚ
I could go on here, but you get the picture.
âŚI just wondered if the Ahsoka show's weird retconning of "Force powers" had anything to do with any of this (feel free to rant more if so đ).
Oh, I deeply appreciate a chance to ramble and rant! Thank you!
Disclaimer 1: I donât profess to know exactly what went/goes through the minds of the writers, directors, producers or anyone else working on the shows, movies, books, etc. This is just speculation based on the material, marketing, and vibes.
Disclaimer 2: This got long. Iâm sorry.
Itâs been three years and I still donât know precisely why they made Sabine Force-sensitive (or, rather, that they decided to use her as a vehicle for the âanyone can use the Force if they try hard enoughâ narrative because that appears to be the Ahsoka showâs⌠unique angle).
I think itâs a culmination of factors, some being that the Ahsoka show wasnât intended to be a slapdash Rebels sequel but, rather, a story focused on (surprise surprise) Ahsoka, and the role of unofficial-padawan wouldâve been an original character (and likely someone much younger and more like young Ahsoka). Somewhere along the line, either that script didnât get traction or interest, or they decided to go the (supposedly) safer route of pulling in already established characters and so Sabine was copy-and-pasted into the unofficial-padawan role (and hopelessly corrupted in the file transfer). Hence why she acts like a young Ahsoka (stubborn, snarky, rash) when this is Sabine and sheâs thirty and even when she was a teenager she didnât act like this.
It could be too that the Rebels sequel (which was going to be animated and apparently had quite a bit of progress) was quietly cancelled so this Frankenstein project was the only way to continue and complete the story. There were a lot of Star Wars shows announced in the immediate wake of The Mandalorianâs success and a fair few of them got axed or absorbed into other shows (thereâs heavy speculation Rangers of the New Republic became part of Ahsoka, Mando S3, and even the Mando movie).
Long story short: I never got the impression they actually thought of Sabine when they made Sabine in Ahsoka. Sheâs just there because Ahsoka needs someone who can mirror her past self and who she can play Anakin to.
Do I suspect they made her use the Force because Force-wielders are more marketable and just overall super cool? To a degree, yeah, I do.
In the end of Rebels, Ezra gives her his lightsaber. Thereâs many layers to this (and the SabEzra community especially has delved into it beautifully), but basically it boils down to a passing of the torch: Ezra is entrusting the rest of the mission, his homeworldâs safety and wellbeing, and his own life to Sabine. He is not giving it to her because sheâs Force-sensitive and needs a lazer sword (also because that is NOT how lightsabers work. If she were Force-sensitive and going to train to become a Jedi, it would be better if she made her own because you canât just trade around kyber crystals like baseball cards. *cue âThatâs not how the Force works!â reaction gif*)
It was expected that we would see Sabine use his lightsaber in a sequel. But! Anyone who watched Rebels would be going into a Rebels sequel knowing Sabine has had puh-lenty of lightsaber training from Kanan and Ezra. Ahsoka doesnât have to go back to square one teaching herâSABINE LEARNED WITH THE DARKSABER AND BECAME ONE OF ITâS MOST PROFICIENT WIELDERS EVER. So no. We didnât need that scene with the training sticks and Sabine shaming her Mandalorian heritage like that.
But if we didnât have that scene, we wouldnât have a someone-wise-and-cool-teaches-a-girl-who-doesnât-know-what-sheâs-doing-how-to-fight scene or that reference to the original trilogy when Luke was training on the Millennial Falcon. Wasnât that fun, kids? You love references and nostalgia bait, right? Right?
The merchandise since the Ahsoka show has made the green lightsaber a very prominent piece of Sabineâs arsenal. It was featured in her character poster and much of the promo art. We know why itâs there for the story, and it shouldâve just been a nice bonus that characters with lightsabers look real cool and happen to make for awesome posters. But it became pretty clear in the show that they just wanted to use the lightsaber as much as possible when it doesnât make sense for a kitted-out character like Sabine. (Also showed up the constraints of live-action and low budget when she suddenly, inexplicably doesnât have her jetpack and a cache of colourful explosives of varying strengths).
And since you bring it up, yes, I do think itâs symptomatic of a larger issue with Star Wars in general.
I mean, I get it. When you hear âStar Warsâ out in the wild, what do you think of?
Jedi.
Space.
Lightsabers.
Stormtroopers.
Darth Vader, The Empire, âcome to the dark side; we have cookies.â
It makes sense from the marketing point of view to focus on and feature the parts that stick in peopleâs minds, the parts that have immortalized this particular story, the parts that make for good, sellable toys and costumes, the parts people meme. Itâs the same reason Marvel focussed for so long on superheroes like Spider-Man, Hulk, the X-Men, and the Fantastic Four for movies over ones like the Avengers, Iron Man, Hawkeye, or Black Widowâthe visually cool superpowers and costumes draw more attention.
Can you imagine if they had tried to pitch a show like Andor in the nineties/naughties? Something set in Star Wars featuring a character without a lick of the Force? And a story that never has a single Jedi on screen, mentioned, or plot relevant? (though I still harbour my suspicions about LuthenâŚ) Or even The Mandalorianâsure, it has Grogu, a Jedi youngling, but the title character is a non-Force-sensitive bounty hunter from a race thatâs explored in books and comics but not on screen.
That poor person wouldâve been laughed out of Hollywood.
I donât think people give Rebels enough credit for paving the way for such stories. It was one of the first SW shows to really, properly highlight heroes who donât use the Force and underline the importance of characters and stories set in SW that have nothing to do with the Skywalkers, the Force, or the galaxyâs larger fate. Yes, there have always been SW heroes without the Force (Han, I got my issues with you, honey, but you came through in the end), but Rebels took the time to flesh out Sabine, Hera, and Zeb, to make their worlds, their families, their plights as dear to us as Kanan and Ezraâs. Even Ezraâs story is unique in that his goal was to save his world, his people, not the whole galaxy.
I only got into Star Wars because of The Mandalorian and how it had nothing to do with the Skywalkers. I liked that the Empire was in shambles and the only stormtroopers around were the leftovers in beat up armour. I liked that there was no Emperor, no Darth Vader, no lightsabers, just a fresh new story with new characters, and I was excited to learn more about these mysterious Mandalorians. Groguâs story was also intriguing because yeah heâs got the Force but what will that mean for a character when thereâs no Jedi order? Is he going to try go back to what he knew before or forge a new path?
Well.
Weâll never know now.
Because they scrambled to bring back in Skywalkers, lightsabers, the Empire, and shiny white Stormtroopers with bad aim (are you guys still laughing about that? Laugh about it. Please. Oh, please laugh.) and, in the process, backspaced whatever original tale they were spinning.
This has kinda gone all over the show, but my point is that the powers that be are inclined to regurgitate a story with things that worked before because itâs a safe bet. I donât think itâs a specific bias towards Force-wielding characters so much as it is a drive to reuse an element that grabs attention, stokes nostalgia, and makes for a marketable toy and costume.
The same thing is happening now with The Mandalorian which reversed its character and plot development to bring back all the paraphernalia thatâs eye-catching and nostalgic. Din Djarin isnât a character anymore, heâs just what props up the shiny metal suit that holds Baby Yoda so we can see him eat bright blue cookies and make cute sounds. Heâs got his ship back and itâs got a bright yellow paint job so more kids will want to buy the LEGO set.
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household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.
for example, in my house: saying âewâ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying âiiiiiii know it!â and the other person replies âwell thatâs just it.â
reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags
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getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.
but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.
and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.
RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.
the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:
if you get something like this â they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."
whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,
it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yesâit might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.
they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.
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Tyler Joseph -> twenty one pilots -> Blurryface -> Nico -> Nicholas Bourbaki -> Bourbaki Group (ø) -> Andre Weil -> Simone Weil -> Simone Weilâs philosophical writings (pre-conversion to Christianity) -> âWeilâ is pronounced âvialâ -> Vialism -> the Bishops -> Nico -> Blurryface -> Tyler freaking Joseph