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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
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we're not kids anymore.

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I cannot believe I almost scrolled past this

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Glad to see that even at 89 years old, Alan Alda still fucks so hard
you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
Boss makes a dollar You make a dime You read unsanitary pirate slash On company time
Look if you read fanfic on the clock and everyone is still relieved that you're back you must just be that got-dang good at your job
Fam, some jobs are like being a firefighter. 90% of the time you're not doing anything that important, but by golly, when they need you, they need you.
Some jobs, you can fuck around for six hours a day, but you know what you're doing so well that the work you do in two hours would take somebody else ten.
Some jobs, you spend those two hours preventing other people from making mistakes that would take 100 hours to fix if you weren't there to steer them right.
So don't buy into the idea that if you're not working 480 minutes a day, you're not doing enough to get paid a day's wages. That's the capitalism talking.
You're a better employee when you keep your morale up, and sometimes you do that by reading fanfiction on the clock in between putting out your little fires.
there's an actual term for this, it's called "waiting for assignment" and the day I learned it cleared up a lot of stupid guilt I was still carrying around for reading fanfiction on the clock despite being the person no one could live without.
essentially, at some jobs you are "engaged to wait," meaning something may not be happening right now but you are being paid to be around when it does. it's a real federally recognized concept and you are morally, legally, and within the bounds of business norms allowed to kill the protestant guilt tripper in your mind telling you that every minute not spent working is stealing from the company or being lazy. it's not. you're extremely valuable and your time being paid to sit there is worth every cent you're being paid.
also, I learned all of this from Ask a Manager, here's a piece where she talks about it, and if you're not reading AAM you should be, especially if you're job hunting or want to be soon.
what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
History is written by victors
yeah well Victor fucking bit me

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for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
my science fair project in fifth grade was basically i had this printout of a bunch of toys that were stereotypically boy toys and girl toys, and i would have my classmates study the sheet for some short period of time, idr if it was like 30 seconds or a minute or whatever, then put it away and had them recall to me as many toys as they could remember. my hypothesis was officially that boys would remember more boy toys and girls would remember more girl toys, but secretly in my head i knew that girls would probably remember boy toys and girl toys relatively equally but boys would still remember mostly boy toys. and that ended up being the case. and i still remember this 20 years later because it hasn’t fucking stopped. and you know what they didn’t even like my project. participation ribbon. i was a fifth grade feminist theorist and no one cared
T-shirt that says “I’m not the trans man, im the trans that manned up”. Is that anything
What
mom sold me again 😞
i forgot y/n was a fic thing and thought they legit asked for permission
honestly “youre our slave now yes/no” is infinitelly funnier than my original intention

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Still one of my favorite things I've created
There seems to be a lot of confusion about this. The working title of the comic strip was "Mr. Krabs gets sent to the abyss and faces the divine light of God above" I hope this helps
hiney
the perpetual answer to “guess what”
I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was
Target's CEO plans to meet with Rev. Al Sharpton, whose civil rights organization has encouraged consumers to avoid retailers that scaled ba
40% y'all...
Was the CEO unaware of the Demos Target has traditionally done well with?
Probably. Think how insulated he is from the day-to-day reality on the ground.
See, this is how you do a boycott. They targeted (ha) a specific business- none of that freeform "oh just don't buy anything". It was a business where enough of the customer base was on board to make the boycott hurt. And there were specific and reasonable demands being made.
They also specified a timetable: Black church groups told ppl to boycott Target for Lent-- that's 40 consecutive days. Not a "one-day boycott" that reads as merely a fluke of a day, and can be smoothed out by the days surrounding it; this was nearly 6 straight weeks of boycott. That's how you hit 'em where it hurts.
The Rev. Jamal Bryant said that the Minneapolis-based retailer has not met all of the boycott effort's demands.
They met and Target fucked up BTW. Boycott ongoing.
this is the most surreal most 21st century sentence I’ve ever read
noo
how is angry birds collecting sexual orientation data? how do these birds know im gay
Bro they fuckin snitched on us
The birds work for the bourgeoisie

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A cyanometer is a device used to measure the intensity of blue in the sky, often used in meteorology and atmospheric studies. It typically consists of a series of blue color patches or a color gradient, allowing the user to compare the sky’s color to these reference colors.
Do you like the wheel of the sky