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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

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Look, this is my litmus test: I pretend I am the original Earl of Sandwich. I have asked for non-bread foods to be brought to me inside bread, that I might more easily consume them one-handed while gambling.
This does not enable my wretched regency habits. This is not what I asked for. I do not deign to grace it with the name of my house.
This is the most important addition to the sandwich discourse I have ever read.
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some mantises for your timeline
ORAS haters are weak and will not survive the winter. How many other video game remakes have had the confidence, the guts, to ask challenging, pertinent philosophical questions like "if a giant doomsday asteroid is hurtling towards our planet in the remake-verse, then is it ethical to send it to a parallel dimension where it will destroy the world of those original games from 2002 instead," and even "hey what if actually āļø we just blow it up with a dragon š"

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Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? Thereās a whole tagĀ for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind ofĀ character death you want to read.Ā
Donāt they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people.Ā
Anyone can read the stories on AO3! KidsĀ can read them! Theyāre getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And theyāre writing the heroesĀ doing the killing, too! Thatās basically telling kids itās okay to go out and murder their families. Itās promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we donāt do something about it soon, youāllĀ be murdered next!
The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
1 hour into my 10 hr train ride they announce there's no food on board only chips and soda because the fridge broke
5 hours into my train I am only a 3 hour drive from my house because the tracks are too hot for the train to go fast on
6 hours into my train ride it has already been delayed 2 hours
7 hours into my train ride I drop my sunglasses down the toilet losing them forever and return to my seat in a direct beam of boiling light
Genuinely I should have just driven the 9 hours
Rest in peace 2024-2026 to my polarized sunglasses I bought for my costa rica trip. You served me so well. You didn't deserve to fall down the train toilet.
Am walking through Manhattan, there's a woman who can't be more than 25 in a big fur coat, walking with a cane, angrily saying into her headpiece "I want them them destroyed," I feel like an extra in a movie
this disability pride month lets be kinder to folks with moral ocd . no more āif you really care about this minority , youāll reblog this postā , āsomeone will die if you donāt reblog thisā , etc etc , and all other kinds of guilt tripping reblog bait . at the VERY LEAST tag your reblog bait so we can filter it out and avoid unnecessary spirals . itās 2026 , we need to move past using guilt to get engagement .
I really respect you and this blog and what you're doing. I'm not a follower but one of your posts crossed my dash so I did some scrolling. I'm not a sex-favorable ace but I relate a lot to what everyone is saying here because I'm a sex-repulsed aegosexual ace and even other sex-repulsed aces sometimes treat me like I'm a weirdo or contradiction because of my tastes and participation with fictional sexual content which like. Yeah I can get pretty out there and graphic with kink and sex in fiction but I'm still very, very much a sex-repulsed asexual in REAL LIFE to the point where people telling me they have fantasized about me even is uncomfortable. I had to beg a demisexual (ex) friend to stop telling me the details of their sex life in extremely graphic detail because it was making me uncomfortable.
Everything I'm reading on here feels so relatable, I feel less taken seriously as a sex-repulsed ace bc of also being aegosexual. I support you guys so much, we all have to stuck together <3
You're darn right we have to stick together! And I'm sorry you've experienced so much exclusion. It really is depressingly baffling to me that so much of the ace community is so restrictive. This isn't what "community" is supposed to be like.
But that said, thanks for being a fellow member of the community! I realize this blog isn't "for" you, and I have no intention of changing the focus, but you're always welcome here, anyway! <3

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how to have a sturgeon summer:
1. be quite large
2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river
3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans
4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun
5. show off them scutes!
you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer
If you think depicting a character as a sex-repulsed asexual inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a sex-averse asexual inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a nonpartnering asexual inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a black-stripe asexual inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character who is any of those types of asexual inherently makes them inhuman, robotic, heartless, evil, monstrous, or a bad stereotype, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as sex-favorable means they canāt be asexual, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as partnering means they canāt be asexual, thatās aphobic,
If you think depicting a character as someone who has had or enjoyed sex means they canāt be asexual, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as someone who has experienced or does experience a little bit of sexual attraction means they canāt be asexual, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a romance-repulsed aromantic inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a romance-averse aromantic inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a nonpartnering aromantic inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as a green-stripe aromantic inherently infantilizes them, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character who is any of those types of aromantic inherently makes them inhuman, robotic, heartless, evil, monstrous, or a bad stereotype, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as romance-favorable means they canāt be aromantic, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as partnering means they canāt be aromantic, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as someone who has had or enjoyed a romantic relationship means they canāt be aromantic, thatās aphobic.
If you think depicting a character as someone who has experienced or does experience a little bit of romantic attraction means they canāt be aromantic, thatās aphobic.
And all of this applies to every other aspec identity as well.
where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"
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Get-A-Load-Of-This-Guy Cam
Hot take for PHM: I donāt like how people are portraying Grace as a crybaby. The issue isnāt that people are recognizing Grace as an emotional person, the issue is that theyāre basically putting him in a box with the label āsoft innocent babyā.
Just because heās emotional doesnāt mean heās going to break into tears every few seconds. Heās not some pathetic creature. Heās a grown ass man and heās allowed to feel things likeā¦he has the fate of his entire planet resting on his shoulders and the fact that heās on a suicide mission, a mission he never took willingly. And Rocky, the only friend he has in space, just offered him salvation. Yāall would probably cry too.
People who cry because theyāre angry, because theyāre scared, because theyāre happy, because thatās their bodyās first response to high emotions, should not be infantilized. Weāre not innocent little sunshine babies who wouldnāt hurt a fly, we arenāt cutesy, weāre regular fucking people and we deserve the same amount of respect as anyone else. Stop fucking labeling everything you set your eyes on. Just let people exist without having the need to define them for one trait oh my god.
And maybe give men the permission to cry? That would be nice.

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The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.
Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.
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#I just started dropping '2.5 Billion page views a month'#into conversations as early as possible bc they would Not believe me otherwise#it was right up there with having to say 'csam attacks' to get them to take my compartmentalization of information concerns seriously#turns out those are the magic words#otw#op
The last part was kind of insane, honestly. When we started changing platforms for the donor database, I kept telling them that yes I was aware we already had an account for the volunteer database, and no that could not be connected to the donor database. And they said yes fine sure and then connected them anyway. And I called them back and said, excuse me, I'm confused, I can see both databases. And they said, well, yeah, but it's only you, someone has to be able to see both databases to give other users access. The other users can't see both. And I said, no, we have been asking for a completely separate database. I should not be able to see both. And they said, you are one organization, one organization can't have two databases. And I said, last year someone used our volunteer email list to commit approximately one thousand felonies. Please feel free to imagine how much worse it could have been had they had a way to use volunteers' email addresses to get their legal names. We do not want this to be something anyone can do no matter how much we trust them. Let me describe those felonies to you in more detail. And they emailed me two hours later and said, you can have two separate databases.
This post feels like watching an iceberg go by in clear water. The amount of stuff going on beneath the surface of AO3 just astonishes.
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Approximately one THOUSAND felonies