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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks
The “Thunk” will always kill me.
14/10 doing his best

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“I have sex with my partner, have kinks, fantasize, and enjoy sex/masturbation but I’m asexual!” boy have I got some news for you
Im gonna put some things into perspective for you.Im going to make this as non NSFW and PG rated as possible but if you dont want to read things related to sex(even tho most of this isnt explicit and is something sex ed in highschools can cover), dont read this, i’ll just reblog this for the followers :
Lesbians have had sex with men they were dating,(mostly) before they realized that they were a lesbian but have been able to be sexually aroused and orgasm during sex with men.Gay men have had sex with women they were dating, (mostly) before they realized that they were gay but have been able to get hard and orgasm while having sex with women.All of that doesnt mean that lesbians are sexually attracted to men or gays are sexually attracted to women bc sexual attraction is about experiencing sexual feelings towards the gender(s) you are attracted to, sexual attraction isnt about “who you fuck” bc people can “fuck” literally anyone
Kinks are sexual, but they dont have anything to do with sexual attraction.Sexual attraction is about experiencing sexual feelings and desire to have sex towards the gender(s) you are attracted to .Kinks are things that arouse people during sex.Wanting to be chocked during sex doesnt tell anything about Which gender of people you want to be chocking you .
Idk WHAT do you mean by “fantasizing” here but if it means “fantasizing about having sex with other people” then ace people dont dothat.Idk where you learnt that but that isnt something ace people do.If by “fantasizing” you mean “just THINK about sex” then thats ridiculous too since many many lesbians have only casually thought about having sex with men and many gay men have only casually thought about having with women bc of compulsory heterosexuality.That doesnt make them any less lesbian/gay
Again , masturbation doesnt have to do ANYTHING with sexual attraction?Its preformed by a person on themselves so it doesnt tell anything about who they are attracted too?using sex toys on oneself doesnt mean a person is sexually attracted to sex toys
None of the things you described have anything to do with sexual attraction.Asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction towards other people.Since none of these things have anything to do with sexual attraction, ace people can do all these things and can be ace .
Some ace people can and do fantasize about having sex with other people, actually. Often celebrities and fictional characters, where they’re well and truly outside of actual possibility. Or with a generic nondescript partner for kinky fantasy.
I agree with this addition! And since I’m not the mod that wrote above I’d even add a bit myself. If you describe “fantasize about sex” as think of a hypothetical that maximizes your comfort and enjoyment, aces can do that! I feel like aces are slightly different in that those fantasizes tend to be a bit more hypothetical or in theory than a specific or very action focused fantasy that some allo people picture when asked what their sexual fantasy is.
Wrong again.
Some ace people have specific, directed fantasies about physical things they want to do/have done to them, with or without a specific other participant(s) in mind.
Sex favorable aces exist, and we have sex. Not hypothetically or in theory. We have sex in real life, physically.
Also, asexual is an umbrella term — all of our aspec siblings who experience some amount of sexual attraction are included here, too. They also have sex, physically, in real life, with their partner(s), friends, hookups, etc.
Some aces fuck, and we like thinking about it, too, and it would be nice if people would stop acting like we don’t.
my house is scary at night
Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications
sometimes the author’s barely disguised fetish is YOUR barely disguised fetish and has nothing to do with the author at all
hey so a bunch of people have taken this post as an opportunity to decry interpreting media sexually/suggestively at all and it’s pissing me off. joining the war on eroticism on the side of eroticism. #ThatCigaretteIsAPenis

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Goodnight to everyone but especially to:
asexual people with libido
asexual people who masturbate
asexual people who likes porn
asexual people who likes reading smut
asexual people who likes concept of sex but not wants to do it in real life
I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.
@ancient-tree-with-deathwish replied:
how do you distinguish grey from other colours beyond black and wite?
Distinguishing features of moral beige:
The protagonist is constantly agonising over Hard Choices; however, circumstances always conspire to prevent them from actually having to make those choices, so in practice they're just angsting over stuff they might have done.
The text exhibits a recurring pattern whereby the protagonist seems to to have made a Hard Choice, but new information is reliably revealed shortly thereafter which retroactively establishes that whatever they did was the morally upright course after all.
The protagonist's moral impulses are straightforwardly heroic, except in one specific context which lacks any clear real-world analogue; for example, being prejudiced against telepaths.
The protagonist's actions are consistently reasonable based on the information available to them – they're merely operating on bad information basically all the time due to a bizarre conspiracy and/or a series of increasingly implausible misunderstandings.
The protagonist always ends up doing the right thing (for some fuzzy value of "right"), but, like, they're really grumpy about it.
When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags
Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it
The smoke has reached us, but the silver lining is that the sun looks really cool
it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass
Fruited Lemonade That Makes You Reconsider It All
ingredience:
lemons/limes (this needs to make up the bulk of the fruit being used, like at least 80%)
whatever other fruits or fruit scraps you want, plus any herbs/other flavorings you want to try. by fruit scraps I mean things like cherry pits, apple peels, pineapple cores, strawberry ends, things like that.
granulated white sugar, the coarser the better, 50% by weight of total citrus rinds + 100% by weight of any additional fruit. you'll measure this after you prep the fruit.
water as needed
equipment:
a few nonmetallic mixing bowls
a mesh strainer
a chinoise, ricer or some cheesecloth
a kitchen scale
a citrus juicer or reamer (manual or electric)
a potato masher
juice the citrus through a strainer - saving all rinds - and refrigerate the juice for the time being. dice the rinds and other fruits if any, keeping the rinds separate. make note of weights, and measure your sugar.
Place sugar in a large nonmetallic bowl. If using non-citrus fruits and/or any other flavorings, mix them in with the sugar and mash with potato masher. add diced citrus rinds, mix thoroughly, and mash again. cover and let stand at room temperature for at least 4 hours. this allows the sugar to draw out flavors that would otherwise get discarded with the rinds, and the rinds' acids should be enough to dissolve the sugar into a syrup.
Afterward, mash one last time, then collect the syrup by pressing the macerated mixture through a strainer/chinoise or ricer, or squeeze it through cheesecloth. if you want, this can be saved as a standalone syrup at this point, for use in cocktails or desserts. if not, slowly pour the reserved juice through the solids to to help get the remaining syrup out, and squeeze/press again. do the same thing one more time with warm water (roughly the same amount of water as juice). discard solids (or try making sangria with them!).
taste the mixture and add more water if necessary. a stronger mix is totally fine if you anticipate serving over ice on a hot day, or adding booze, or if there was a lot of non-sour fruit. keep in mind that it will taste a bit less sweet once it's chilled. pour into a pitcher and refrigerate.
citrus oils will float to the top, so stir/shake before serving. love you. enjoy.
some tried and true flavor combos:
straight lemon or lime, or any combination of the two, is of course an untouchable classic
lemon & strawberries (that's pussy babe!)
lemon & orange with a hint of vanilla (creamsiclemonade...?)
lemon & apples or apple peels with cinnamon/ginger/allspice (for late summer)
some cocktail type combos, booze optional:
lemon or lime & berries with basil + gin
lime & mint + white rum
lime & ginger + dark rum
lime & cucumber + gin
lime & orange (berries optional) + tequila
lemon, orange & cherry + brandy, bourbon, or rye whiskey
holy gods

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As I feel compelled to share any wholesome Sandhill Crane content that I find, I hope you will enjoy this great video from Busch Wildlife Sanctuary. (I added a watermark so hopefully they won’t mind me yoinking this vid to share with y’all here)
The rescue posted that this little family has been spotted several times since the introduction and they seem to be doing great 🥹
Please consider donating to this organization to help fund their efforts in wildlife rehabilitation if you are able!
how i sleep knowing i write shitty fiction but at least don’t use chatgpt
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OP: Why couldn’t traditional Chinese Yinpiao银票/silver drafts be forged if they were merely slips of paper? (cr大明宝钞,渐越)
Traditional Chinese yinpiao/silver drafts were paper vouchers issued by private banks starting from the Song Dynasty(960–1279). People could exchange these slips for physical silver at bank branches across the country.
Silver drafts were made in multiple copies with matching serrated seal edges. One copy went to the customer and others stayed at the bank. All edges had to fit perfectly together to withdraw silver. The unique split edge marks were almost impossible to copy.
This mechanism is known as qifeng骑缝 (split-joint seal) in China. It first originated in the Western Zhou Dynasty (1046–771 BC). The Rites of Zhou records that contracts were written on bamboo or wooden slips in duplicate. Notches and marks were carved in the middle before splitting the slips, with each party keeping one half. The two halves would be matched by their notches for verification.
During the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods (770–221 BC), this idea evolved into hufu虎符/tiger tally tokens. A military tally was split into two pieces with identical inscriptions carved along the split edge. Troops could only be deployed if the patterns and characters on both halves perfectly aligned, serving as a metal version of the split-joint anti-counterfeiting system.
The technology matured in the Tang Dynasty (618–907). Government documents and private contracts commonly used split-joint seals stamped across the dividing line. The Chinese character "hetong合同" (contract) was written across the middle before the paper was torn apart, so the complete characters would only appear when the two halves were put together. This split-coupon system was later adopted for Song Dynasty (960–1279) jiaozi paper money and yinpiao/silver drafts of the Ming and Qing dynasties (1368–1912).
Official Song dynasty paper money (Jiaozi交子) was abolished in 1107. Private silver drafts issued by Qing-era piaohao票行 (ancient exchange banks) vanished completely in 1951, hit hard by modern banks and currency reforms. Nowadays silver drafts no longer circulate as currency. Their collectible value depends on their rarity and physical condition.
Split-joint seals (骑缝章qifengzhang)are still widely used on important paper documents in modern China, an anti-tampering technique passed down from ancient times. They are applied across the edge of multi-page contracts, bidding documents and official archives. If any page is removed or replaced, the broken seal pattern can prove the file has been altered.
OMG I got so excited about this because they used a really similar (though far less refined) version of this for contracts in the European medieval period!
First they were called "chirographs", but later the word "indenture" (in its earliest meaning as just a legal document of any kind between two people) came to be used, originating from the practice of a contract being written twice on a single piece of parchment and then cut in half with serrated edges (as in dent, "teeth" -> indents -> indenture) in order for each party to take one half, so they could later piece them together and verify that there had been no forgery -- same as the Chinese silver drafts!
(Charter of the Clerecía de Ledesma, 1252, showing the serrated indents at the top -- presumably they are cutting rather than tearing because they're using parchment, which I expect is much harder to tear than wood-pulp paper like the Chinese were using)
Delights me when human beings find similar ways to solve the same problem at two different ends of the world. <3

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Silksong
I haven't posted here in a while so here's a recent Silksong piece! I hope you have Sherma's song stuck in your head now