strong enough to break the bravest heart

I love Rey but I think everybody would have enjoyed the Star Wars sequel trilogy more if it had been centered around Luke Skywalker’s three force-sensitive nephews, Lloyd, Lewis, and Leon

so many people post like they are from the dimension of No Misogyny because the misogyny all around them just registers to them as fine and normal

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.

hey I’m sorry about your boyfriend. yeah no, he was only in the movie long enough to deliver some crucial exposition and then die. also? this part is embarrassing but he was killed by the gorilla. honestly you kind of had to be there, it’s not as weird as it sounds. I’m sorry though. I know I promised that nobody was going to get killed by the gorilla and that’s like, the very first thing that happened, so I get why you’re mad.

hey I’m sorry about Bruce Campbell. yeah no, he was only in the movie long enough to deliver some crucial exposition and then die. also? this part is embarrassing but he was killed by the gorilla from Congo (1995). honestly you kind of had to be there, it’s not as weird as it sounds. I’m sorry though. I know I promised that nobody was going to get killed by the gorilla from Congo (1995) and that’s like, the very first thing that happened, so I get why you’re mad.

this post doesn't specifically describe any character in King Kong (2005), but it has the vibe of something that version of Carl Denham would say

Everybody was Sun Tzu Fighting (Riff Designed to Piss Off Your Enemies of Choleric Temperament)