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It's Me Seymour

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okay real talk but like, not to put a finer point on it, I really do think you should say that I am in fact the only bee in your bonnet
(totally) easy to understand chart i made distinguishing the mikage's and mamiya's and tokiko's of episode 22 and 23 of RGU. okay i guess it might be sort of complicated... it makes complete sense when you rewatch the episodes a thousand times trust me

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today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.
remember everyone...
thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed
thursday warning: thursday has arrived
You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!
Are you happy with it?
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Are you happy with it?
yes!! I love it
yes!
It's okay I guess
no
NO.
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(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)
she took the fucking bug in the divorce
queer muppet moments i would make happen if i was in charge of the muppets:
the electric mayhem (minus animal bcs hes their kid) arent a polycule, theyre monogamous. but specifically they break up and date each other one at a time. they have a chart.
animal is genderfluid. this is mentioned exactly once bcs kermit calls her he and she starts yelling "SHE/HER!" kermit corrects himself and the show goes on
rizzo made out with gonzo once but he still considers himself straight bcs gonzo is not a guy, he's a whatever. gonzo agrees with this
uncle deadly dated tim curry. it did not end well.
actual emotional scene of gonzo talking about how he feels abt gender. no jokes.
kermit: no matter what, gonzo is still gonzo, and we're always going to support gonzo no matter what gonzo decides- gonzo: kermit. i still use he/him
statler and waldorf wedding episode. theyre divorced by the next
beaker trying to ask bunsen out on a date. in the end it turns out bunsen thought they'd been dating for years.
miss piggy hanging out with drag queens
related, miss piggy starting to present butch and kermit being Really Into It. hes embarassed abt it
pepe begins a story with "when i was a little girl...."
janice decides to start using just she bcs "like, i could never be her"
rowlf mentions having a husband. even kermit is like "??? since when??!"
actually i change my mind. genderfluid animal is mentioned a second time when dr teeth is calling for instrument and mic checks, he turns to animal and yells "animal! pronoun check!" "HE/HIM" "alright!"
HELP
my husband just had to undergo major surgery, and i'm having to take time off to care for him, but my paperwork for paid leave hasn't processed yet and i need to get him food/medical supplies. i hate having to make these sorts of posts, but i'm hoping and praying that this will be the last one we need for a long while.
if you can't donate, reblogging would mean a lot, and thank you in advance to anyone who can help us try to finally reach a point where we're comfortable and safe
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hi there! we got a little bit of help before, but i'm currently $130 overdraft, if that's not down to at least -$50 today then i get hit with a fee, and we need to get groceries
any little bit helps, i'm so sorry to keep asking, it's just been REALLY rough
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friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife
“You are…you were…a happy accident. An unwitting contribution from the human race to its own survival.”
- Ellimist, The Ellimist Chronicles, pg. 199 (by K.A. Applegate)
Just saw a post talking about "having a superiority complex over not watching Disney live action movies" and I was like damn, the bar for superiority is pretty low these days. Just the other day I saw an open single-serve slice of American cheese lying on the sidewalk and I didn't roll it up and shove it down my gullet without chewing like a hungry duck, I guess that makes me a genius who stands above the vulgar masses like a god
woman who already has too many WIPs voice: what if I brought back my Sonic OCs and started drawing them again
I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

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this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me
alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore