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every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So many of these could all be the names of either truly depraved Sex Acts or Organized Crime Executions

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Actually, Who's on first. The Toronto Warlock is somebody else

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

I don't remember telepathic trees being part of the creation of Rome

I think they all got cut down to build the city

Yeah frogs don’t have ribs. It’s a quick way to identify the bullshit ‘info’post about the ‘correct way’ to hold a frog. They seem to constantly mention hurting their non-existent ribs.

before the next heatwave hits let me tell you what you should make for lunch when it's hot, which is the polish salad mizeria, but it will make you less miserable actually. thinly slice some cucumbers (i like them thin anyway, you can make them thicker if you want more crunch.), salt them for a bit and drain if needed (or don't, honestly. do whatever. i don't always.), add dill + pepper + lemon juice + yogurt or sour cream (vegan versions are fine, doesn't need to be dairy for any reason.) + i like to add thinly sliced radish too. do it in whatever proportions you prefer really, maybe you want it soupy, or more sour so you add more lemon. i just keep adding lemon and yogurt and stir until it looks like a good texture. if you let it sit in the fridge for a day it's even better the next one, imo. yes i'm eating it right now and yes every time i eat it i am compelled to convince everyone else to try it.

Squiderella on her way home from the ball