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What would the evil opposite of eucalyptus be like?
What the fuck is dyscalyptus?
The "-calyptus" part means "covered", so eucalyptus's opposite would be something that's 1. naked and 2. bad at it
Irving Penn (1917–2009), Ginkgo Leaves, New York, 1990. Dye transfer print. Image/sheet: 22¾ x 19½ in (57.8 x 49.5 cm). This work is from an edition of twenty-two.
when you’re already in a bad mood and then you see a man with a stupid fucking mustache
-- the Third Doctor for like three solid seasons
I was gonna try to start something asking about B5 vs DS9 baseball since both Sisko and Sheridan are into baseball but I realized that while DS9 had a whole baseball episode even though many of the characters were hilariously out of place, I can't imagine any power in the universe capable of wrangling the B5 command staff into baseball uniforms. My brain won't accept it. They simply would not.

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its been 6 months and im still not over this. easily best and most hilarious play in baseball history
for those who dont really understand:
-the first baseman had no reason to chase Baéz, if he just stepped on the bag he was automatically out
-theres two outs, so if hes out, the inning is over. even if the runner on second base gets home, the run doesnt count. its not until hes safe at first that the run scores
-theres no specific rule in baseball about running backwards from first, just that you “cannot retreat to home base” meaning so long as if you dont touch the plate, its fine
-Baéz ran backwards to kill enough to get the run to score, and then stole and extra base on the base on the bad throw
-HE TOOK THE TIME TO UMPIRE HIS OWN PLAY AND CALL SAFE
what a fucking sport yall
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Javier Baéz’s nickname according to those announcers is El Mago which is spanish for The Wizard
Well earned
love how the explanations do not help at all
Let me see if I can break this down a little more.
Javier Báez (the batter, a Chicago Cub, wearing blue) has just hit the ball. His job is now to run around the bases - 1st, 2nd, 3rd, back to where he started (“home”), at which point he will have scored a point. In practice, he will probably stop partway, wait for the next batter to get a hit, and try to make it home from there.
The Pittsburgh Pirates (in white) are fielding. Their job is to stop the Cubs from scoring by getting them out, by various combinations of catching the ball and tagging people or bases with it.
The scoreboard (top left) shows that one Cub has already made it to second base, so he will resume running now that Javy has a hit. It also shows that two Cubs are out. If a third Cub gets out, their turn to bat will be over, it will be the Pirates’ turn to bat, and the Cubs can’t score anymore (for now, but that’s not relevant).
The Pirate at first base (the first baseman) has the ball. All he needs to do is step on first base while holding it before Javy gets there, and Javy is out. This is probably the number one most common thing a first baseman has to do.
He does not do it.
For some reason he starts chasing Javy, presumably trying to tag him with the ball directly. This is a perfectly legitimate way of getting him out, but also completely unnecessary.
This has never happened to Javy before. Unsure what else to do, he just kind of… jogs backwards away from him.
Meanwhile, the Cub who was at second base (Contreras) has made it all the way back to home. Because the Pirates’ first baseman has helpfully walked the ball back home, he can easily toss it to the Pirate at home (the catcher) who will tag Contreras out.
The catcher doesn’t tag him in time.
The umpire signals that Contreras is safe (not out).
Javy also signals that Contreras is safe, just for fun. He’s never been nearby when a teammate makes it home before, and he’s enjoying himself.
Notice that the score has not changed, even though Contreras made it home. That’s because Javy is still technically running to first base. If he gets out before he reaches it, the Cubs’ turn to bat is over, and nothing else that’s happened since he hit the ball matters.
Javy remembers this, and heads back to first base. The catcher throws the ball to another Pirates fielder, who is frantically running to do the first baseman’s job.
He doesn’t catch it.
Javy is safe at first. Contreras scores (although the scoreboard won’t change for a second).
Javy notices how far away that ball landed, and decides he can make it to second base before anyone picks it up and tags him out.
An offscreen Pirate throws the ball to second base, where another Pirate is ready and waiting to catch it, tag Javy out, and end the Cubs’ turn to bat.
He doesn’t catch it.
Javy is safe at second. The video doesn’t show it, but he will go on to score as well.
This should have been a very easy out for the Pirates, but through two dropped catches and one truly bizarre decision from the first baseman, they snatched defeat from the jaws of victory and turned it into two points for the Cubs.
The Cubs won this game by two points.
HAPPY OPENING DAY OF BASEBALL 2022 YALL. LETS PRAY FOR MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT
I know I’ve reblogged this before, but here’s a version with an explanation for folks unfamiliar with the game* and this amazing comment:
Never change, Pittsburgh
She's so beautiful...
(Present from the Other One. If any of you are at Origins, I'll be the one wearing this shirt)
all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits
Reverse wizard.
They've learnt deep occult secrets of the universe that make them less able to do things than most people
I'm in favour of people getting weird with pronouns, but nobody gets grammatically weird enough with pronouns. You can mess around with the declensions if you want. Yeah, my pronouns are 'she/she'. That's right, I don't have an accusative form. I refuse to be an object, direct or otherwise.
so I've thought of a new way to apply she/they
My pronouns are they/them. Ergative
We know that verbs are words that describe a mental or physical action, a state of being, or an occurrence. We also understand that they rel
I was actually referring to ergative case marking rather than ergative verbs, related but different concepts. Ergative case marking refers to a pattern found in some languages where one form (called the ergative) is used for the subject of a transitive verb and another form (called the absolutive) for the subject of an intransitive verb or object of a transitive verb. So, it would be like:
Them runs
I see them
They see me

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I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars
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Could you imagine literally DYING for your friend and the first thing she does is say "it's terrible!", call you old, compare you someone she preferred, and hate on your outfit
Shit I'd act like a bitch too

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depends on the engine didnt they feed that one train a chocolate cake?
text: Engines are like dogs, ya can't feed 'em chocolate