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you and me, Sunday drivers no survivors

- the Beatles vaguing Tolkien in revenge for his comments about them

wait what did Tolkien say about the Beetles?

I don't have a specific quote I just know he really really hated their music and was also famous for charging pedestrians in his car

You too?? I thought you were safe from the Scourge

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests

-- Robin Oakapple

This is a post about real aromantics and real asexuals, by the way. Not fictional characters. "Aromantics can still date" and "asexuals can still have sex" are things that real aromantics and asexuals get told all the time, regardless of whether we've expressed a desire not to have these things. If your first thought seeing this post was "ah, this must be about shipping a-spec characters," then please reread it again with the knowledge that it's actually about a topic that directly impacts real a-specs in real life. The way fandoms treat a-spec characters does matter, but not more than society's treatment of real a-spec people, and certainly not to the extent that so many people should assume that every post about a-spec issues is actually about shipping!

The shapenote people thought you were a couple?? Oh I'm sorry

I wouldn't have thought there were any organized sport competitions taking place underwater, let alone 20,000 of them.

Pffft

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

Enter The Boartex And Find Power Indescripable 

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope