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latin word of the day: flosculus, a little flower, floweret; a flower of rhetoric, ornament

Working on transcribing a prose interlinear for one of my summer projects and accidentally mistyped "bosoms" as "possums." Yes, actually, I think the country nymphs should adorn their beloved pet possums with roses and lilies. As a treat.

i dont CARE that its your special interest bitch whats your SOURCE !!!!!!

"source: me ! hahaha🥰" NO !!!!!!! SOURCE: First Name Middle Initiall. Last Name, Name of Book, (City: Publisher, year) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

Trying to find a Shape Note tune for Corpus Christi when the tradition is, like, suuuuuper Protestant

Holy Manna. I coulda done Holy Manna.

[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: “Aw man, that guy’s cake is way better than mine.” The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork “HOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!”]

“Holy shit two cakes,” I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

you and me, Sunday drivers no survivors

- the Beatles vaguing Tolkien in revenge for his comments about them

wait what did Tolkien say about the Beetles?

I don't have a specific quote I just know he really really hated their music and was also famous for charging pedestrians in his car

So uh if anyone is inclined to do sonething really nice for me this weekend for uhhhhh no particular reason 👉👈 you could always read my obscurer fic and then ask me really detailed questions about them....