the sparrow flies south for the winter

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

Every day im thankful @i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated didnt succeed

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

you know the generations cooked when we’re talking abt sheep wool and that turns into stockpiling sheep piss 🥀

you haven't truly lived until this post is the first thing you see when you wake up i had to leave and come back 10 minutes later

Lol wouldn't it be sad if the wool was losing the soul, but rather of piece of it. So by the time it dies it's lost all it's soul

badabingbadaboom

Let’s add to the book

this is gonna be a lot of reblogs

1,987,312th checkpoint

SUCK ON THAT DAD- uzi

:) idk what tf to put here lmao

I just wanna be in the book lol!

Put me in that book

as for I

Bro that book must be full af. Fills me with much joy. ADD ANOTHER

heh

We love homos on this blog.

did you have to get another book op?

I support the full range of the LGBTQ+ spectrum (that is legal, of course. Fuck pedos)

bro im 13, and im not homophobic, WHAT YOU ADULTS DAWGS DOING’????

Someone stole my Uzi line, so imma just say FUCK WHOEVER YOU WANT, AND I’M GONNA FUCK *UP* YOUR DAD nice anygays add to the book

Rebloging just to say fuck you to ops dad. All kind people are welcome here.

Valkyrie's phone in Scepter of the Ancients truly had the most plot armor.

i for one will NOT be reading the new and as yet unnamed Derek Landy series until he puts a semi-fuckable skeleton somewhere in it

ponyboy and darry fighting for the spot of the curtis with the most internalized homophobia while sodapop is the only only who is actually okay (or at least somewhat okay) with his sexuality cause he's chill like that