King of monsters

Princess azula cosplay?

"taken" where did they take you. tell me. I will free you.

Who is the one stealing all your free time? I shall fight god so you might be free again

Me

I feel like that would only deter about 10% of guys.

Late to the poll but yes. My carnivorous ass cant survive on a plant based diet

Even i dont know how big my block list is. Definitely bigger then a few cities at least.

When I die I give you guys permission to do whatever you want with my body as long as you don’t let the maggots get me

I pet a cat today and the cat said pppbhfrrrgbgfbbbfgrrh

@trickstertriangletest @ivxliwh @the-true-deuce-spade @daughter-of-the-author @theprometheansoul @a-very-colorful-cafe etc :3

Hiiiiiiiii

:3

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

You do the crime, you get the crime.

HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”

He is gay, and does crimes.

I like Crime man

And Crime Man likes you too

¿ what are his Powers?

Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.

By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.

op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.

This is one of those posts that you stop what you’re doing and read it to your partner(s)

Read the story on AO3 to them as well while you’re at it.

He’s the hero we didn’t need and didn’t know we wanted.

I like to think he can see the future at least a little so he knows exactly when and where to strike.