King of monsters

Bold of you to assume I exist when not being perceived

She seems cool, maybe I should actually watch that lol

Im told that a single character named "Xander" is the only real bad part of the show. And that hes unfortunately in every episode

Draining the oil from cars in the Wendy's parking lot to put into an oil stew

Full of minerals! And with a glistening pearlescent shine that just CAPTURES your eyes and keeps you coming back for more!

Do you want a job in stew marketing? I will pay you five stews of your choice every day

I am afraid I cannot consume that much stew, for I am only one boy... If only.

I can try out experimental drug stew on you to grow a few extra stomachs!

You could donate the extra stew

AI replacing spell check causes bullshit like this

Fuck ai

Krunk no. Bad Krunk. Put your clothes back on.

Okay but "does no one fear pink eye anymore" is a very fair point.

Kinger passes no judgment for he already forgot where he was

it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal

Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home

Only 17008 days left to vote.

Hearing my grandpa talking about how he thinks things are going downhill because they let nonwhite people into the city and trying my best not to tell him he’s a piece of shit

The kind of shit racist white people will say out loud and assume everyone is on their side because they’re surrounded by other white people is insane, just sitting here complaining that young people are being brainwashed and that’s why they want other people to have rights, no old man I want people to have rights because I have a fucking soul, something you clearly don’t have

Hearing my grandpa talking about how he thinks things are going downhill because they let nonwhite people into the city and trying my best not to tell him he’s a piece of shit

No one is illegal on stolen land