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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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This is your friendly reminder to donate blood and feed a vampire. Because your blood can grow back but your neck can't.

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just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon
okay so honestly i wasn’t expecting they’d be able to hide the body for this long
LINDSEY GRAHAM ?
WHICH ONE OF US GOT HIM?!?!?
Doesn't matter who got him the all that matters is that hes dead
Guys...guys, what's a cool gender-neutral name that I could go by...
Stew!!!! Stew is perfect for every situation
Alex
Sam
Teddy
reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
Send him off!
Can I be all of the above?
Busy day of storyboarding and revisions and what not. All stuff I'm not ready to show yet BUT I had a silly Idea I'm sketching out before bed. A treat for being so diligent
what are those rag dollies up to?

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the rose
I wish i had someone to hibernate with.
Gimme your hand dawg
Do you think Panchito and José ever get stressed out only hearing about most of Donald's adventures from the sidelines?
She’s a girl with a wide taste range ok?
My favorite versions of the Evil Bigtops are the EB’s that actually have mental/emotional dirt on the humans.
“Stop saying those things!”
“Why, you’re thinking them?”
Me: finds a hooters magazine in the guest room by the bed where my dad used to stay
Me talking to my friend: should I tell my dad to move it or just not say anything
My friend: umm how much do you like your parents marriage?
Damn, no need to call me out, Mim
Not as much as I called my dad out
Okay, fair enough
Tbf I’m also not saying anything, if my mother finds it that’s his problem, hide your hooters 200 magazine better father, I hid things better in middle school
Your parents are terrible at hiding shit.
They really are, all my shit is like in bags behind things under other things if I want them hidden, how are they so bad at this
That's the question
Hold up. Wait a second. Your telling me that hooters the place known for having shit food has a magazine?

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Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!
you’re absolutely correct it was
Hell yeah
World Heritage Post
hello hello?
Nya?
Hey, what does lgbt stand for?
blatantly wrong answers only
lettuce girls bacon tomato
Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

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in light of recent news
Happy senator death day (not the one i was expecting)