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@starhairtie why am I watching you do this?

Confirmation that Ra is terrible at coming up with ship names

Lies and slander

*stares at the list in the picture* I’m lying as much as someone who knows vaccines work

my partner is leaving me out to dry 💀

Throuple.

I only know Scorp though??

Book shop meet-cute

HELP

Help us

I'll save you, Mim

Lost, my hero 🥹

Of course

Couple's therapy arc???

I'm going to steal your funny bone and use it for soup, Ra /j

Sorry, my funny bone isn't gay </3

So? It can still be used for soup

Heterosoup 😔

Go into the soup

Ok ok, but before I go...

....wooden suits

What is wooden suits a ship of?

I dont know what lost is talking about "mirp" is a perfect ship name.

Thank you drax you have taste

Get. Back. In. The. Soup.

mirp is a great ship name

Do you want to be added to the soup?

Can i be added to stew instead?

No, only soup

Nooooooooo!

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@starhairtie why am I watching you do this?

Confirmation that Ra is terrible at coming up with ship names

Lies and slander

*stares at the list in the picture* I’m lying as much as someone who knows vaccines work

my partner is leaving me out to dry 💀

Throuple.

I only know Scorp though??

Book shop meet-cute

HELP

Help us

I'll save you, Mim

Lost, my hero 🥹

Of course

Couple's therapy arc???

I'm going to steal your funny bone and use it for soup, Ra /j

Sorry, my funny bone isn't gay </3

So? It can still be used for soup

Heterosoup 😔

Go into the soup

Ok ok, but before I go...

....wooden suits

What is wooden suits a ship of?

I dont know what lost is talking about "mirp" is a perfect ship name.

Thank you drax you have taste

Get. Back. In. The. Soup.

mirp is a great ship name

Do you want to be added to the soup?

Can i be added to stew instead?

@starhairtie why am I watching you do this?

Confirmation that Ra is terrible at coming up with ship names

Lies and slander

*stares at the list in the picture* I’m lying as much as someone who knows vaccines work

my partner is leaving me out to dry 💀

Throuple.

I only know Scorp though??

Book shop meet-cute

HELP

Help us

I'll save you, Mim

Lost, my hero 🥹

Of course

Couple's therapy arc???

I'm going to steal your funny bone and use it for soup, Ra /j

Sorry, my funny bone isn't gay </3

So? It can still be used for soup

Heterosoup 😔

Go into the soup

Ok ok, but before I go...

....wooden suits

What is wooden suits a ship of?

I dont know what lost is talking about "mirp" is a perfect ship name.

Guys help, Lost is mad at me

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

I did nothing

@wellcome-to-chaos hide me

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. /j

I can’t deny that tbh

Also, Mim, Fox is asleep. Zey aren't going to save you.

Dammit, when did zey fall asleep? Maybe zey will awaken soon to help

23 minutes ago. You're on your own.

Dammit

You've seen my threat. Now. Oar.

I hate when my favorite couple fights :'(

Jk :p

DRAX

Si?

No, bad vampire

Good vampire

Bad

Good?

Guys help, Lost is mad at me

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

I did nothing

@wellcome-to-chaos hide me

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. /j

I can’t deny that tbh

Also, Mim, Fox is asleep. Zey aren't going to save you.

Dammit, when did zey fall asleep? Maybe zey will awaken soon to help

23 minutes ago. You're on your own.

Dammit

You've seen my threat. Now. Oar.

I hate when my favorite couple fights :'(

Jk :p

DRAX

Si?

No, bad vampire

Good vampire

Bad

Good?

Guys help, Lost is mad at me

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

I did nothing

@wellcome-to-chaos hide me

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. /j

I can’t deny that tbh

Also, Mim, Fox is asleep. Zey aren't going to save you.

Dammit, when did zey fall asleep? Maybe zey will awaken soon to help

23 minutes ago. You're on your own.

Dammit

You've seen my threat. Now. Oar.

I hate when my favorite couple fights :'(

Jk :p

DRAX

Si?

No, bad vampire

Good vampire

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Guys help, Lost is mad at me

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

I did nothing

@wellcome-to-chaos hide me

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. /j

I can’t deny that tbh

Also, Mim, Fox is asleep. Zey aren't going to save you.

Dammit, when did zey fall asleep? Maybe zey will awaken soon to help

23 minutes ago. You're on your own.

Dammit

You've seen my threat. Now. Oar.

I hate when my favorite couple fights :'(

Jk :p

Do they need to pull out the divorce papers? )':

Shh not yet we can get them couples therapy.

Guys help, Lost is mad at me

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

I did nothing

@wellcome-to-chaos hide me

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. /j

I can’t deny that tbh

Also, Mim, Fox is asleep. Zey aren't going to save you.

Dammit, when did zey fall asleep? Maybe zey will awaken soon to help

23 minutes ago. You're on your own.

Dammit

You've seen my threat. Now. Oar.

I hate when my favorite couple fights :'(

Jk :p

DRAX

Si?

Guys help, Lost is mad at me

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID

I did nothing

@wellcome-to-chaos hide me

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. /j

I can’t deny that tbh

Also, Mim, Fox is asleep. Zey aren't going to save you.

Dammit, when did zey fall asleep? Maybe zey will awaken soon to help

23 minutes ago. You're on your own.

Dammit

You've seen my threat. Now. Oar.

I hate when my favorite couple fights :'(

Jk :p

sachermorte

eternally painful that you can't socialize without people expecting you to talk. sometimes I just want to be around. like a cat

Professional fly on the wall. Whenever someone askes how I know something its because I was in the room when they talked about it

computah...show me eliot x victor yaoi, fluff, 10k words, hurt/comfort, coffee shop au, bartender au, modern au, sickfic-

I'll Write That Bro Watch Me

Chat

MY GOD

36???????

WHY CAN'T I PULL THIS MANY NORMALLY????

Alright, yeah yeah

A deals a deal

I'll get on it

I BETTER GET SOME FOLLOWERS FROM THIS

(Follow if you want ofc ^^ !!)

And the number keeps growing

I'M SCARED

WHY IS THIS SO POPULAR??????

HELPPPPP

You know we'll do things for spite or for the bit

😭😭😭😭😭😭

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT DEDICATED

MY GOD

I love being included in my friends shenanigans

Thank you Mim, love you Mim /p

Love you too Fox /p

Do you think people on tumblr ship us? Or like you and Lost or me and Lost? Do we have ships?

Mim, I will whack you with a newspaper for bringing this thought up

Tbf it is a valid concern

kitt once came up with a ship name for me and lost...

i think it was Rockless cause my pfp was an otter and otters have a favourite rock

...at least it's not looak, ost, or some other crap like that

loaak 😭

it was back when my name was trix. I think we could do better now though... how about Fey Forest. Cause like... fairies make you get Lost in the woods that are made of Oak trees

Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant

Jokes on you, I shop in Charity shops

Póg ma thóin

I’ve been visiting my grandparents what did I miss?

Lost is putting pagan curses on Oak and Ra rn

This is incorrect, but only because I haven't actually mentioned any gods

Finding Hades true name to curse Oak and Ra

Cornelius /ij(inside joke)