King of monsters

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

I know its plush stuffing but why did they put the stuffing hole in its ass. As someone who is learning to sew to make plushies and fursuits….i dont like that stuffing hole placement.

you gotta be careful with this stuff 😭😭😭

Out it there so it can be easily push throughout the rest of the body. Otherwise it would have to go on its face.

actually annoyed by long distance friends again. i want to go for a walk i want to get drinks i want to sit in the grass and write i want to go to the fucking store together

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

monsterqueerplatonic

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

This is asexual joy!

As an asexual and demiromantic (I qualify as a form of aroace i think?) hell yeah!

I do enjoy hunting annoying people for those close to me.

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind me behind you*

WHY IS THERE A GIF FOR THIS

Yknow when you see a post and you're like "oh I have to reblog this for The Mutual" and then you scroll up and you see that the one who reblogged it is The Mutual

That took me until the very last image to realize.

What nooooo. I love when random people show up at my door. Solicitors dont have anyone who would miss them if they suddenly go missing.

Vampire secret. Vampires are not repelled by garlic. Garlic is a blood thinner and makes drinking human blood easier.

is it only for human blood or for any species that is capable of consuming garlic without getting sick from it?

I'll be honest i dont know. Never tried making any other species eat it before