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Adam Glenn NSFW Headcanons
A/n: I canāt get this stupid man out of my head, so hopefully writing this down will give me peace. I haven't written in a while and have only one smut post to my name. Please be kind. ALSO, I'd love to discuss the movie and Adam more. Feel free to drop in my inbox just to chat!
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT PUHLEASE!!!
When it comes to sex with Adam, heās not pushy.
The first time you guys did it, he had a length discussion about boundaries and expectations. This man loves communication.
He actually enjoys foreplay, which includes ones that have you pinned down beneath him.
To start, blowjobs are the best way to hear him sing.
His tip is especially sensitive, so sucking on it will get the most rewarding reaction aside from finishing.
Expect a lot of phrases such as āoh, shitā and ābaby, pleaseā. He loves to beg, even though he never has to.
He whimpers more than he moans. But that doesnāt mean he holds back. If he can, heāll make himself loud.
Praise is his favorite thing to receive and give. He absolutely enjoys telling you how well youāre doing and how nice you look sucking his dick.
Sex is a whole other thing, though. For Adam, it's a way for him to express his love.
He takes his time entering you. He'll often rut against you for a few seconds just to tease you both.
When he's finally inside you, he'll gasp every time like it's the best thing he's felt since... well, the last time you fucked.
During sex, you have most of the power. He's happy to do most of the work if it means he can stare (admire) you.
If you decide to take over, he'll focus on how tight you feel around him. He'll take it as a sign to relax and let you dominate. Unless he's in the mood to work out his emotions.
Once again, he's praising you like a goddess sent from above.
EX: "You're so gorgeous like this." "How did I get so lucky to have you?" "You're so perfect for me." "You feel so good"
Sometimes, he'll get bold and hold your waist in place while he bucks up into you. His pace in this position is usually brutal, but not painful.
When he close, you'll know. His voice will increase by a pitch, and his grip will be impossible to escape.
He's absolutely heavenly when he comes. His head flies back, and his muscles tense.
When he's done, he'll pull you close for a minute. To feel you against him is all the security he needs.
After a while, he'll grab a towel (he specifically bought for you) and gently wipe you off.
Then, he'll escort you to the bathroom because a UTI is not something he'd want you to suffer through.
During that time, he'll grab snacks or water for you.
The rest of the time will be spent close to each other. Whether it's cuddling at night or watching a show together. He doesn't care. He just wants you near.
Extra:
If you ask, he'll excitedly talk you through anything. Whether it's a blowjob, handjob, or sex. He's all about communication.
If you edge him, he'll eventually take things into his own hands. He's a patient man, but he's not a pushover when it comes to you (Everyone else, maybe).
He LOVES eye contact. Anytime he can stare into your eyes, he will.
He's not a munch, but if you ask he won't hesitate to go down.
Being silly in bed is such a turn-on for him. It makes him feel comfortable, and he'll happily turn the whole thing into a giggle-fest.
He does NOT like hair-pulling. He has a sensitive scalp. However, running your hands through his hair is a definite yes.
If he sees you wearing one of those glorious gowns that royals wear, expect him to be hard in seconds.
adam glenn / he-man x fem!reader ā¶ spoilers for the new movie
adam first met you in school
it was only his first week, and he was already being bullied by your other classmates
after one of them pushed him to the ground, you finally stepped in and told them off
since then, the two of you have been basically attached at the hip
you wouldnāt say you necessarily believed him about eternia, but you did enjoy listening to him talk about
he has had a crush on you since forever!!
i will forever love how much they slutted this man out for promo
Oh Iām ABSOLUTELY making a request for my fav Magical Himboā¦. ā„ļø
Prince Adam x Fem reader.. mutual pining??ļæ¼
I just Know shy babygirl Adam is the type to YEARN!!! He Pines!! He falls and he falls HARD!!
ā¦. And then he literally Tripps over his own feet and falls right on his beautiful face, or walks right into a wall because he was staring at the Readerā¦
Maybe reader is a friend of his from when he was on Earth? And she actually believed him about Eternia because as it turns outā¦.. sheās a Witch..
And sheās so Obviously in Love with Adam that even Duncan⦠who said so himself.. isnāt good with āFeelingsā can tell sheās Smittenā¦.
Maybe RomCom-Esk shenanigans over how Adam and the Reader finally realize they Like each other??
Small Miracles
A/N: This is like 4k words. I focused on some part of this request maybe a lot more than others... forgive me. BUT I fell in love with this concept. I could go back and make this a full-fledged multichapter fic tbh
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If you were to ask any given person on Earth whether they believed in miracles, chances are that theyād say no.
The Earth, and the universe for that matter is a mundane place, a place of science, not fate. You lie in your bed, yes, but somebody has to make it first. At the same time, many humans justified the unjustifiable by simply saying that it just happened. Not a miracle. An accident if anything. The big bang? A coincidence. Not a miracle. Earth being the only planet that humans have discovered with life? A coincidence. Not a miracle. Not some proof of a higher being. Just⦠an accident concerning some hot water and the need for energy to be moved and transformed.
You were not āany given personā. You knew that miracles existed. You had witnessed them and found yourself unable to explain them in any other way than the fact that the universe wanted it to be this way, so it was.
Miracle No. 1
Magic was real. And you could do it.
It wasnāt real in the way that people wished it would be. It wasnāt lightning bolts coming out of your hands or raising people from the dead. No, It was simple things like keeping your coffee the perfect temperature.
Despite how mundane it seemed to you, you had never met another person who claimed to be able to do such tricks. You fall into the easy habit of just not talking about it. People didnāt generally respond well to miracles, let alone claiming that you possessed one. Besides, youād been a witch your whole life, it didnāt feel extraordinary at this point, it felt like routine. Encouraging your plants to grow with a little spell was as natural as getting out of bed or commuting to work. Which is to say, itās nothing worth telling.
But most unexpectedly to you came-
Miracle No. 2
Your best friend was a space prince.
This would have sounded insane had miracle no. 1 not occurred first. You met him on a college course. Small Group Communication to be exact, not exactly a thrilling class on your end, but the nerd was a communications major so of course he didnāt hate it.
You were in a group of three, and the project had been to simply introduce yourselves, as an exercise in talking to new people and cooperating with strangers. And he had gone off on this tangent about dead parents and faraway planets and villains with skull faces.
The third member in your group laughed. He had assumed that the story was just a way to get through a required course. Adam, as he had introduced himself, insisted that he was being honest, looking confused. And when he had shoved out of his desk and started down the hallway, shoulders hunched over, you saw the consequences of small miracles.
People didnāt generally respond well to miracles.
āI believe you.ā You called from behind him as you tried to catch up. It didnāt take much effort because upon hearing your voice Adam stumbled on his feet, caught off guard, before turning to look at you. He had the spark of a spooked animal in his eye as he tried to evaluate what you were saying. The two of you stood like that, as if stuck in time, each trying to figure the other out.
āYou do?ā Adamās voice wavered, but there was no other sign that he was hurt about what had happened in class.
You gestured back to the room, āI bet people give you that same response every time, donāt they?ā Adam nodded at your words, and you realized he didnāt look spooked, he looked tired.
āSo then why donāt you lie about it?ā Thatās what you did. It worked really well too. To this day you had only been caught once or twice using your magic by others, and even in those cases it was plausibly brushed off as nothing.
āI canāt just lie about who I am.ā Adam turned his torso to finally face you, and in response you took a few steps closer to him so that you were a friendly distance from each other.
However, the conversation ended was a blur in your memory. All that you knew was that from that day on you and Adam were a unit. You sat by him in that class every day, end up studying at each otherās apartments, and youād find yourselves stargazing and discussing the secrets of the universe.
Despite it all, you did not tell him about your peculiarities. He had never really asked why you believed him, so you never told him. Besides, you had gotten very good at not telling people things.
You liked to believe that sometimes poor oblivious Adam did notice. Like when youād studied for hours and his coffee would still be the perfect temperature. Or when the moldy vegetables in his fridge suddenly werenāt moldy at all. Or when it would rain and heād stay strangely dry.
You told yourself that you did it because he was your friend. Which was true. But that wasnāt the whole truth and you knew it. You couldnāt outrun it after you were no longer in the same classes as him. You couldnāt outrun it when you graduated college. And you couldnāt outrun it when you two eventually grew into adults with your own lives and jobs. You couldnāt outrun the fact that you wanted him to be yours so badly.
At first you tried to convince yourself that it was because you were both a bit strange. But as time passed you noticed the glow in his eyes when heād talk about the sunsets on Eternos and the stories of golden days that his mother used to tell. You noticed how he went out of his way to say hi to everyone and help those he could. You even fell for him when he was literally falling ā there was something charming about his clumsiness. But you had no indication that he liked you back. Adamās kindness was inclusive of everyone, you were not special.

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i can take it. -adam glenn
adam glenn x fem!reader
request: Could you do something where switch Adam takes control mid sex because he wants more but forgets that heās HUGE and starts apologizing for being too rough after getting inside but reader makes him remember that sheās already used to it while telling him how much of a sweetheart he is
tags: 18+ MDNI below the cut, teasing, fingers in his mouth thursday, switch!adam, power shift, man-handling, adam kinda forgetting his strength, reassurance, unprotected rough piv (wrap it up folks!), just a short little thing i whipped up yet i still got carried away, minimal editing, actually no editing lmao
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Okay so yk that tiktok thing from awhile ago where women would wipe their (clean) partners face and then say "just making sure my seat is clean"?? If you did that to Adam Glenn he would actually have a full on heart attack
He would also cry during sex
OH MY GOD YESSS
after you do it, i feel like adam wouldnt even realise it was a joke attempt at first. he would have the BRIGHTEST fucking smile on his face, & would be staring at you with the biggest puppy dog eyes until you actually do sit on his face.
also he IS the biggest crier you are so right!!! the first time you kissed i feel like he would cry but try to play it off like he has dust in his eyes. overtime, he has gotten a little better at not crying when you guys kiss or make out but he will ALWAYS cry when having sex. i donāt think that will ever go away ā¦.
I canāt help but giggle an kick my feet at the thought of Adam getting so pissed off because of you being extra snippy and sassy with your words and action. So he picks you up like throws you over his shoulder and walks all the way to your guys room tosses you on the bed just to show you that if you want to be a brat how a brat is gonna be treated.
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Quick note:
I think sub!Adam is great and all but this man is not all muscle for no reason. Heās soft and sweet to those around him in public but when itās just the two of you in private you get to experience the other side of him that blends so well with his public personality. He canāt just sit there let you do all the work, he thinks when you ride him itās great but he definitely grabs your hips and pounds up into you. In any position Adam will start off slow when first entering you but once he knows youāre adjusted to his size he begins to go at a pace that leaves your mind blank and body convulsing after every orgasm.
This man loves to communicate, he wouldnāt be quiet during sex. No instead he would let out the deepest moans and grunts, the words he would say only come out as a whisper for you. The dirtiest of praises and degradation that he cools over with another praise.
Once you guys are done he is quick to get up and take care of you, he knows he can cuddle with you in a little bit first you need to go pee and drink some water. Aftercare is so important to him.
Combining these two requests bc they're so similar!! @huenungkai & @chubbyfallenangel
Adam Glenn Kissing Headcanons
Just like he is with cuddling, Adam is so hesitant to kiss you. He's probably more hesitant with kissing than he is with cuddling.
Ok like kissing is a big deal to him. He's done it some, but not that much and what if he makes you uncomfortable? Or what if you think he's bad? Or what if he's so bad that it makes you uncomfortable?
He's so bad at hiding it though. Like unless you take action it WILL be a common occurrence to see him watching your mouth, especially once you initiate other forms of physical touch.
Gosh and when he looks he looks like a thirsty man coming upon an oasis in the desert, yearning so hard that it almost looks painful.
Please save the poor man. It hurts to watch.
If you start slow, say a kiss on the knuckles or the cheek, Adam would try so hard to play it off as "kinda cool", but you can see how beet red his face is.
He'd excuse himself to the bathroom for a moment and if you'd listen you could hear very badly hidden excitement from behind the door.
He'd come back with the dopiest grin on his face.
Just wait until you actually kiss him. You think you hear his heart explode.
A peck on the lips has him looking shell shocked.
I can specifically imaging him giving lingering kisses on the lips, and when he pulls back he lets out a shaky breath, as if he can't believe that this is real.
I think he'd be too bashful to kiss you too often in public, but when you two are alone he just can't get enough. Kisses on the back of your neck as you lounge around the house. Kisses on your knuckles when you hold hands. Kisses on your wrists when you cup his face oh so gently. And yearning all the way.
I think he likes to have a hand on your cheek when he kisses you, maybe both when he's being especially mushy.
Gosh that's really it, he's just such a mush. He can't get enough of you. He is so babygirl.
He-man is still Adam, but gosh, yearning and power and adrenaline?
He knows to be gentle with you when he's powered up, but having so much god-like strength, he doesn't realize that he's being rough at all when he kisses you.
On top of that, He-Man is a warrior, he has so much pent up energy and that also makes everything he does just ever more charged.
ON TOP OF THAT Adam takes up the He-Man form when going out on journeys. By the time he gets to you, he's been gone for possibly days, he's been all over Eternia, often without you, and he needs his fix.
All of this combined with Adam just being Adam means that he is just a little bit rougher, a little bit greedier when he's He-Man.
He'll get back from a long journey and he won't care if you're in public or not, he'll pull you in by the waist, hand coming to cup the back of your head, and he'll press the most searing kiss against your lips.
You're so starstruck by the confidence of it and the feel of his lips against yours that you don't have time to worry about the people.
Usually he doesn't go past one kiss in public, he'll end up pulling you out of the way. Adam is still Adam after all.
Gosh and if you ever mention to it, he'll feel so bad, apologizing desperately because he never wants you to feel like hes controlling you or forcing you when he really never was.
Adam is the type of man to kiss you in the middle of the living room and He-Man is the type of man to back you up into the wall.
Point being - post-journey make out sessions become a must once Adam realizes that you don't mind the difference. But you also reassure him that you like him as he is either way.
You guys I know this is really tame but this is the steamiest thing I've ever written I-
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I quite frankly need to tell you guys whats going on in my head because I am going to spend the whole weekend writing.
Adam Glenn Flower/Tattoo Shop AU AND HE IS THE FLORIST. AND HE HAS AN APRON AND HIS HAIR TIED BACK AND HE BRINGS YOU FLOWERS AND HE'S SO AWKWARD ABOUT IT
Adam Glenn only one bed AU where you are on a work trip and you kind of don't like him because you do like him but he always seems to have his head in the clouds and never noticed your advances
Soulmate AU. Idk which one but this is a movie about magical aliens the sky is the limit.
Angst with no happy ending. I want to write something devastating. I want to see him cry.

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May I suggest the humble request of cuddling with Adam šš¾šš¾
I'm going to do headcanons if that's alr (hmu if you want a whole fic)
Cuddling with Adam Headcanons
Adam is. so awkward. So when the relationship starts getting a little less casual he is extremely unsure of what lines he is allowed to be crossing.
We saw in the movie and I like to believe that he has a lot of first date experience... but probably not much after that.
So essentially he doesn't know how to initiate cuddling. he doesn't know how to ask. But dear god he wants to so badly.
One time he tried to do the "yawning-over-the-shoulder" trick while watching a movie with you but he chickened out at the last second and his arm just lay on the back of the couch behind you while he was practically shaking at the mere thought of proximity.
You hold his hand in public? In private? His hands will clam up instantly. What do you mean you're holding his hand are you sure this is ok I mean yeah you initiated it but-
You have to basically throw yourself at/on him or he will not get the clue that he is allowed to snuggle up.
but once you open that gate?
he loves pulling you into his side and tucking your head into his neck. And when he does that he'll wrap his arms around you and maybe he'll hum some song that you begin to associate with him because he's the only one you ever hear sing it.
Also loves laying on top of you. In his powered form he can't do it for long because that's just a slab of muscle, but when he's himself he loves resting his head on your chest, your legs on either side of his torso.
Adores it when you play with his hair.
One time you braided it for him while he laid in your lap and it looked a bit silly due to the angle you did it at and you had to beg him to take them out so he wouldn't get weird looks at work.
He'd ask you to braid it properly a couple of days later, even if it was still a bit short, and he'd leave it in for as long as it looked nice.
Loves leaning on you. Like idk if you guys have had a dog sit next to you and just lean their whole body weight on you but I have and the dog was probably bigger than I was and thats what Adam does.
He'd be shocked too, when you tip over and he's on top of you because you just could not support that much active pressure on one side.
Reaches for you when he sleeps. Even when he's off saving the universe and you aren't there.
Drools just a little bit when he sleeps too. You can think its cute or gross or whatever but it's very human and he does do it I am sorry.
If you are there he'll pull you in and HE IS VERY WARM so hope you like sleeping warm.
Oh yeah. You know, especially after gaining his powers but also before, that this man is so physically temperature-ally hot.
Before his powers his hands tended to be cold because of anxiety or just being too tall for his blood to circulate or something but he was overall warmer than usual.
He-Man is a human furnace. He-Man could get you through a night in Antarctica
When he's holding you while cuddling he'll randomly roll over. Just to keep you on your toes.
Butterfly kisses.
But kissing headcanons is a whole 'nother story...
Adam would call you princess btw. Not even specifically in the bedroom he would just call you that and he would have stars in his eyes while doing it.
youāre beautiful ā¶ adam glenn x plus sized!reader
request Hey! I was wondering if you might write some Adam Glenn with a plus size reader? Maybe she doesnāt think sheās good enough for him and heās like āthatās the prettiest woman Iāve ever seenā if not thatās ok. Have a good day!
authors note changed it a little as i donāt really enjoy self deprecating stuff but i hope you still like it!! very short and not proofread.
when adam started working in HR, he never expected to meet the prettiest girl he had ever seen in his life. donāt get him wrong, he thought most women were beautiful, but this was something else entirely. it was otherworldly, really (which was ironic, considering he was actually otherworldly).
adam glenn nsfw alphabet ā¶ fem!reader, smut ahead!!
A = AftercareĀ (what theyāre like after sex)
adam is so soft about you after. he gets you a glass of water, run you a shower & sit on the closed toilet lid talking to you through the steam and/or get in with you, make you a sandwich whilst you getting changed. just wanting to make sure youāre okay.
B = Body partĀ (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerās)
heās shamelessly obsessed with your boobs, big or small. hes not even subtle either if you wear a low cut top itās OVER for him & his brain short-circuits. expect him to always wanna be holding them or kneading them when making out.
for himself, he wouldnāt have anything specific since he got picked on when he was younger, but he does like how much bigger he is now. also if he does have to chose something, it would probably just be his biceps because you seem to like them A LOT (tehe)
the concept of riding adam, sloppily making out with him whilst your fingers are tugging at his hair, barley even moving off his dick just rocking back and forth. his hands would grasp your waist tightly, loving the way your warm, wet walls squeeze him. you pull your lips away and he chases after them but quickly diverts his attention by burying his face between your tits, mumbling out words you can barley understand since half of them come out in whimpers or moans.

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Masterlist
Iāve only written a few fics for Nick but figured Iād pop them into a little masterlist, just to have them in one place in case thereās any interest! āØ
Tether My Heart (Nicholas Galitzine x Reader)
Your wildest wettest dreams of Nicholas Galitzine cum true, when youāre spending time on a sun-soaked Greek island and Nick himself suddenly serendipitously runs into you. Silly fluff + filthy smut ensue.
Yes Master (He-Man/Adam x Reader)
Shameless smut, in which you worship and submit to the actual master of your universe who dominates you and degrades you as his dirty little slut.
Perfect Creature (George Villiers x Reader)
Your scheming father sends you to court to win over George Villiers First Duke of Buckinghamās heart, but the passionate connection that develops between you and the duke ends up threatening to tear both of your lives apart.