#valkyrie cain

Can you imagine being a new sanctuary employee and learning about Skulduggery......"yeah this is some ancient war hero who died at the hands of our enemies 300 years ago and came back wrong. we kinda thought he'd like. rest in peace once we win or something but he didn't go back to his grave so now he just works here. please beware he's got some sort of adhd/bipolar kill combo and is also A Bitch. don't mind the twelve year old they've imprinted on each other like baby ducks and will kill everyone in the building if you separate them. enjoy your work day!" like I would Question The Government A Lot

valkyrie cain truly is the most character of all time. she killed a guy at 12 years old. she inherited a haunted house. her coworker is a skeleton. she didn’t fucking go to school. she’s ripped as hell. she accidentally started a cult made up of about five people. she’s bisexual. she sees the future but really inaccurately. she has a pet dog. she’s the antichrist. she dates a scottish necromancer who works as a teacher. she survived a zombie apocalypse. she has guilt over killing someone who is still alive. she’s not allowed to drive the bentley. she destroys humanity. she saves humanity. she accidentally discovered the Bad parallel dimension. she’s broken out of several prisons. she birthed a race of gods. she has a brief stint as the antichrist again but this time religious flavoured. she can fly. there’s a timeline where she turns into a harpy. she does everything out of spite. she’s been decapitated. she has two evil doppelgängers. she’s a victim of medical malpractice. she fucking hates one cop in particular. she’s friends with loser gay zombies who own a pub. she accidentally caught the attention of budget edward cullen. she hates walking. the list goes on and on. truly the most character of all time.