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Where did I land this time?
Age: 17 y/o
Pronouns: any/all
Asexual/bisexual
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@alien-in-washington
Intro Post!
Above art made by: @krumbymatcha
Banner/Pfp made by: yours truly
Where did I land this time?
Age: 17 y/o
Pronouns: any/all
Asexual/bisexual
My MANTgnum Opus
Previous Pfp and Banner:

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Silly Game Time: TWIST THAT TROPE! "Ships are mysteriously disappearing, but the twist is ___."
[these could be at sea, in the air, in space, whatever you like] (Every story is made of tropes, just like how every sentence is made of words. Still, some tropes can feel a bit overused if a storyteller doesn't do something different with them. What do you think could be an interesting variation to this trope? It doesn't need to be elaborate or surprising or original, just something that might appeal to you personally.)
I keep confusing the space ships for food and eating them....my bad...
Alien you should play Animal Hospital 👀👀 on ROBLOX!!1
I don't play roblox anymore on account of my account being hacked and me losing 5 years worth of stuff from the 10 games I played
the cows are coming for us
The cows are already here
have a gif. Ok bye
AWWWWW ITS THE STUPID HAPPY CREATURE!!!!
Thnk you

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You know what my favorite part of the 4th of July (American Independence Day) is?
Eating too much cornbread and smoked ribs and going to sleep at 9pm while the sun sets into dusk to the soundtrack of distant fireworks while your family cheers on a baseball game that just so happened to be on tv at the time
Silly Game Time: On a scale of -10 to 10 (with zero being neutral) how much do you like horror as a genre?
9.5
oh no you found my main i must hide
(/silly)
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Of course I did :>
And now I'm going to get revenge for that attack you sent >:D
Real also Harold took the WEE-
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WHO GAVE HAROLD THE WHEEL WHEN HE HAS AN EXPIRED LICENSE!?
Smart thinking bro!!
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That's why they pay me the big bucks (◠‿・)—☆

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ALIEN OUR PLAN TO KILL HUMANITY GOT FOUND OUT!!
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SHHHHH KEEP IT DOWN!
This is what we are going to do. We will recon back at the mothership, sneak into the tool cabinet, grab the memory erasers, take care of whoever found out, and return the erasers before anyone finds out
Yay! Glad things are good ^^
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Thanks :))
How are you doin? :3
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Pretty good! It's the 4th of July, so we've been eating barbecue and prepping for fireworks
sildes into your inbox to ask for your artfight user if you have am acc set up (not forcing you to answer, of course, i just wanna send you an attack :3)
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Of course!
https://artfight.net/~Alien-In-Washington
I actually credited you since I used the fanart you did of Someone as his thumbnail
I'm gonna practice my telepathy and try to bring my depressed alien buddy some good vibes
wowiewowiewoweeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Did it work?
Thank you Paggi! This did, in fact, work :D

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Im doing art fight. I've only got 5 characters up this year, but I don't feel like doing any more for now. Also, this was NOT because of @antjester, don't get it twisted
Silly Game Time: Zhu Què, the Vermillion god-bird who presides over everything in the Southern Sky (and also summer, because they're bossy and love being in charge of as many things as possible), needs to attend a work-related conference for, like, a couple weeks. Who or what do you suggest to fill in for them?
Cicadas. Just put a group of cicadas in charge. Not even like magical cicadas, just a bunch of normal cicadas